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04-16-2009 , 01:50 AM
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04-16-2009 , 02:20 AM
wat
04-16-2009 , 09:48 AM
More questions less omg imo.
04-16-2009 , 09:52 AM
Hi Sparki. You were complaining about a lack of heterosexuality in this thread.

Here's a question for the ladies.
Have you met guys with whom you'd have sex but not kiss? Or is sex without kissing for you like fries without mayo?
04-16-2009 , 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
Hi Sparki. You were complaining about a lack of heterosexuality in this thread.

Here's a question for the ladies.
Have you met guys with whom you'd have sex but not kiss? Or is sex without kissing for you like fries without mayo?
Mayo should never be on fries. The only time mayo is ever in my mouth is when I am browsing 2+2 mobile and put my blackberry in my mouth to do something with my hands.

And I have kissed everyone I have had sexytime with... and then some extras too.
04-16-2009 , 11:19 AM
sparki

tert pics?
04-16-2009 , 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
sparki

tert pics?
JA

1. **** pics ldo
2. where is my poem
3. I dont really have a great rack anyway.

Pic to save post.
04-16-2009 , 12:36 PM
1. **** pics wouldn't fit on screen
2. no poem
3. dw, i'll suffer looking at it a few seconds

post saved
04-16-2009 , 02:22 PM
Have you ever thought about becoming a prostitute? Seems like easy money iyam.
04-16-2009 , 03:14 PM
similarly, what do you girls think of me becoming a male escort?

and how much do you think I could charge?
04-16-2009 , 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
similarly, what do you girls think of me becoming a male escort?

and how much do you think I could charge?
are you going to cater to guys?
04-16-2009 , 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
are you going to cater to guys?
na, just the ladies aorn
04-16-2009 , 03:27 PM
I'd pay you $5 per hour to fingerbang my wife but you have to promise not to spend it on a camaro.
04-16-2009 , 03:29 PM
naw, I'm thinking $100 an hour for pure sex, but less if it includes things like getting food or poetry recital.
04-16-2009 , 03:32 PM
How about reciting poetry while banging?
04-16-2009 , 03:33 PM
like johhny depp in the libertine?

maybe!

I actually think he composes a few stanzas himself while siihping. epic brag
04-16-2009 , 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Have you ever thought about becoming a prostitute? Seems like easy money iyam.
I would go with stripper over prostitute... same money, less danger.
04-16-2009 , 03:36 PM
gnite patrons

I'm about to have hand sex. wish us well.
04-16-2009 , 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
similarly, what do you girls think of me becoming a male escort?

and how much do you think I could charge?
Quote:
Price is determined by supply and demand many factors including: age, attractiveness, endowment, sexual position, race, personality, skill in bed, length of time spent with the client, ability to maintain an erection, charm, willingness to engage in different fetishes, fame and reputation which affect the supply and demand. Further, an escort will sometime charge over or under his perceived market value in order to affect the number of bookings he gets.

It should be pointed out that "high end" escorts or prostitutes are not the norm or the bulk of male prostitutes, even in the United States. As pointed out in the Journal of Homosexuality, it is believed that less than five percent of the active male prostitutes in the U.S. would fall into the "escort" category.[citation needed] Many more are "rentboys", young men who have varying degrees of financial stability and use prostitution as a method of supplementing their income. In these situations, charging US$100 or more an hour, even charging by the hour, is rare.

Full-time or professional escorts tend to charge more than newcomers or people who only occasionally work. This may be because they know better where to advertise and what the market price is.[citation needed]

As a benchmark, a young, very attractive, full-service professional escort in a major U.S. city typically charges between US$200-US$250 per hour with the most prestigious escorts charging upwards of US$400 per hour, although the bulk of less high-end escorts in the same cities charge a maximum of US$150 per hour. Similar high-end escorts in major cities in the United Kingdom typically charge between GB£80 and GB£120 per hour. The highest average prices for top-tier escorts are in Manhattan, Los Angeles and London. High-end male escorts typically charge less than high-end female escorts, who can bill over US$2,000 per hour, often with a multi-hour minimum.
$100/hour seems fine.
04-16-2009 , 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
gnite patrons

I'm about to have hand sex. wish us well.
Godspeed son
04-16-2009 , 03:50 PM
lol sparki
04-16-2009 , 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparki
The only time mayo is ever in my mouth is when I am browsing 2+2 mobile and put my blackberry in my mouth to do something with my hands.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR HANDS.
04-16-2009 , 07:27 PM
giving 2 homie's
props ldo
04-17-2009 , 12:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparki
$100/hour seems fine.
o ty

Quote:
Originally Posted by Low Key
Godspeed son
o ty
04-17-2009 , 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Have you ever thought about becoming a prostitute? Seems like easy money iyam.
I agree with whoever above said stripping over being a whore. No STDs, basically same money.

      
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