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04-08-2009 , 12:41 PM

#7876

fredd-bird

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How creepy/weird is it to write poems to strangers of the opposite sex over the interwebs?

04-08-2009 , 12:45 PM

#7877

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

This Thread Really Needs To Get Back On Track

paging Fubster

04-08-2009 , 12:49 PM

#7878

JokersAttack

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

How creepy/weird is it to write poems to strangers of the opposite sex over the interwebs?

tres creepy unless you're suave like me

04-08-2009 , 12:51 PM

#7879

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

tres creepy unless you're suave like me

You're thinking of poams, not poems.

04-08-2009 , 12:52 PM

#7880

JokersAttack

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o ya, sry

04-08-2009 , 11:26 PM

#7881

Low Key

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EMERGENCY GIRLS OF 4L question:

Can you give me some info/tips to pass on to a girl irt the female role in sex?

I mean, I know what I'm supposed to do, but how can I help a girl know what to do to better perform?

Tips within the next 30 minutes would be appreciated please.

04-08-2009 , 11:29 PM

#7882

Gizmo

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Tell her what you like?
Like say something about how, "you know what would feel really good? If you did <insert whatever you like>"

04-08-2009 , 11:32 PM

#7883

Low Key

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Yeah, she said that too, but I only really know what I like to do. Have no real clue as far as what she needs to be doing to enhance things.

Assume that you're giving tips to a girl who's a virgin in this case

04-08-2009 , 11:33 PM

#7884

Cola

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"Do better."

?

04-08-2009 , 11:35 PM

#7885

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

How creepy/weird is it to write poems to strangers of the opposite sex over the interwebs?

whoever does that would be the ultimate creepo, imo

04-08-2009 , 11:35 PM

#7886

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

"Do better."

?

I know, right? What else do I say? I'm a guy, I don't fing know how to have a vagina and use it properly.

04-08-2009 , 11:36 PM

#7887

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Tell her she should act like she wants it. Don't just go along for the ride...

also give bj's and swallow... come on he just put his tongue in your effing vagina. (well he better have)

also get on top sometimes I mean really, don't be lazy.

ask for what you want in bed... how is he supposed to know what you want.

also make sure you get good oral sex. its lovely.

and hey why not have fun. if you are not enjoying yourself change it up. He will have way more fun if he knows that you are enjoying yourself and not just having sex out of obligation.

04-08-2009 , 11:37 PM

#7888

Gizmo

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Is this the same girl who will be ahem... milking your "friend's" prostate?

04-08-2009 , 11:38 PM

#7889

nyrvana

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,191

^ milkyway

04-08-2009 , 11:39 PM

#7890

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

sounds like a question for emme, i'm not qualified...

04-08-2009 , 11:40 PM

#7891

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

also get on top sometimes I mean really, don't be lazy.

See, this is what I'm saying. When you're (the girl) on top, what do you do, other than being on top, that makes it interesting? Hip movements, rotation, what are we talking about here?

Need specifics. This is a girl whom, during doggy style, thinks we need to go in the same direction at the same time. (I pull back, she pulls back, I push forward, she pushes forward)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Is this the same girl who will be ahem... milking your "friend's" prostate?

Doubtful, but possible..

Last edited by Low Key; 04-08-2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason: and who said there would be a girl involved in that, giz?

04-08-2009 , 11:41 PM

#7892

JokersAttack

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jacktay...

roses are red
violets are blue
i'd like a gold toilet
and secks with you

04-08-2009 , 11:42 PM

#7893

Gizmo

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Oh. My.
I told Emme about your question, Lowkey, I think she's the most qualified to answer.

04-08-2009 , 11:43 PM

#7894

rmthawk64

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A chick I was sleeping with once asked for morning oral.

WTF was she thinking?

04-08-2009 , 11:49 PM

#7895

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

Kay the abc's

on top...
arch your back
slide your hips front to back
squeeze your thighs around your partner
hold the pillow by your partners ears or try to hold your ankels.

imo

04-08-2009 , 11:49 PM

#7896

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

This is a girl whom, during doggy style, thinks we need to go in the same direction at the same time. (I pull back, she pulls back, I push forward, she pushes forward)

I LOL'd especially because I told you earlier that sex was natural and just to let it happen, don't be so obsessive about "teaching" her how to do it. But this is just LOL bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

jacktay...

roses are red
violets are blue
i'd like a gold shower
and secks with you

fyp.

04-08-2009 , 11:54 PM

#7897

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I LOL'd especially because I told you earlier that sex was natural and just to let it happen, don't be so obsessive about "teaching" her how to do it. But this is just LOL bad.

I KNOW!

Now it's clear what we're dealing with here, I think.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

Kay the abc's

on top...
arch your back
slide your hips front to back
squeeze your thighs around your partner
hold the pillow by your partners ears or try to hold your ankels.

imo

Good stuff, good stuff.

Is there any way we could have one of the ladies skype on speaker while we're doing it and give her orders?

Too creepy? Mood killer?

04-08-2009 , 11:54 PM

#7898

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

lowkey make sure you kiss her and lick her lots... the movements of sexytime are much less forced when its about being really close to someone and not sticking this hard thing in your vag.

04-08-2009 , 11:55 PM

#7899

Gizmo

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Yeah, maybe she's just not that into it and it's not feeling good for her so what should come natural isn't.

04-08-2009 , 11:59 PM

#7900

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

I KNOW!

Now it's clear what we're dealing with here, I think.

Now that I think about it this actually happened to me once. At first I thought we were just having a hard time getting "in sync" so I just held her hips and worked her around. It never occurred to me until just now that she may have thought she was supposed to do it like that, like I said I just thought we were having timing issues until I grabbed her firmly and directed the action...

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