It depends. Is she a Christian? If she's a Pagan, you're definitely getting laid. If she's a Christian, you're definitely getting jelqed this weekend.

i'd be happy with either iyam

Give her a call/text before easter for sure. Why wait a whole week to talk to her?

have to be all suave, nonchalant and manly ldo

that's how i roll

That is dumb. If you like someone, don't play games.

the longer you put off talking to her, the less secure she becomes... so when you do finally get back to her she's more excited then she woulda been if you had called/contacted sooner.


imo

well ok I'll call her on wednesday then.

huff

Don't be dumb. If you like someone, play games or they won't like you, because they expect that you'll play games even though they say they don't want to play games. They're just use to it, and any non-game attempts will come off as playing games because all they know is how to play games since that's all they've experienced.

In my experience, those who say they don't want games want them the most.

Ladies

would you ride my pony?

You may have just blown my mind.

what are you 12, standard knowledge of anybody who has dated before.

To the first point, she had the pics taken and without much resistance allowed them to be passed around. It wasn't some malicious computer nerd hacking her account and distributing them to everyone as you seem to be inferring with this statement. You also can gfy with this whole internet nerd virgin played out bs, you don't know who the **** any of us are or how much we get laid or don't get laid. If a girl with a nice rack gives tert pics to someone on a forum and then makes no effort in denying the fact I think it would make us gos to not want to see them. To the second point your post comes off as ridiculously pathetic and overcompensating. I get the feeling that you are one of those guys who is constantly life tilted that the girls you fall in love with always go for *******s and never want anything more from you than to be "just friends." I can imagine its really aggravating to put so much effort into bending over backwards for these girls only to time and time again have them go off and hook up with another guy who you deem to be an *******. Let me let you in on a little clue, girls like to be ****ed by *****, when you act like a little nurturing bitch its not gonna turn them on because they most likely see you as a pathetic figure who would likely cry after sex and profess your love to her the next day. So next time before projecting your insecurities out over internet how bout you unclench your ******* so your balls can finally drop into your sac and then maybe, just maaayyybbbee, you'll finally get the girl.

Your mother is 12.

Sweety, it's what I do.

7.37 actually

and that's after a decent amount of jelqing

if i like somebody i play the ultimate game and never talk to them again

i lol'd

Ladies

Max guys in a gangbang if
- they only get one go each
- they can come back for slushy seconds/thirds/etc?

Plus how many at the same time in that scenario:
- 1
- 2
- 3
- more...

And if you say 'wouldn't happen', would it happen if it was Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and some of the hawt guys from Lost? Be honest.

This, NSFW

You are leveling the **** out of yourself imo.

i jsut drank 4 more vodkas

tasty

JA

What's the max for a gangbang for you? If you ain't first, does it matter what number you are after that?

are we talking about running a train?

i aint into that **** tbh, i might take frist but that's it.

dpeneds on lots of factors, but I can't see myself pistpumping about slipping it in after 3-4 other guys. by that time i'd be epicly flaccid anyway and it'd be a hotdog down the hallway job

Thanks for letting me use you while waiting for a woman to turn up, you're a sport.

wat