Sure your name is purple and you have an undertitle...
but unless being a good women (capable of cooking g00t meals) is a power, I think you're lying.
You know if Brian were around today I'm sure I could convince him to ban you for an hour just to show you the wrath of the ladies of 4L. You should know that between all of these ladies the mods of 4L are good friends with at least one of them. Just ask Jacktay and Gizmomo and Aimee and GD.