It’s sometimes really hard to be perfect. I know.

they are a bunch of *******s in london

here i am again asking for some female advice
i'm dropping of the key to my ex gfs place later tonight
i asked her when i could stop by and give it to her since i'm in her neighbourhood anyway but she replied: drop it my mailbox, i'm not home
so i'll put it there
do i leave anything else in there with the key? a note saying something?
i'm asking this cuz i need some perspective, i'm not thinking straight about all this (i was considering putting a flower in there as well, now i'm more like suck it, bitch)
i also still have a lot of stuff she made for me (drawings, notes, letters, all that i love you so much crap)
put it in the mailbox as well?
put it in my trash?

help me out here, please

This does not surprise me. Most of Sothern Ontario feels like its gods gift to Canada

Stuff she made you in the trash, as per the key, take it and a latex glove to her place. Put the latex glove on your hand, put the key in the latexed hand, stick the key between your buttcheeks and rub it around furiously, insert key into her mailbox, leave with the biggest smile on your face that you will possibly have for the next month or so.

they didnt appreciate the comments i made...looking back, it was kind of mean

throw away everything she made you. drop the key off with no note. delete her number. watch Swingers. she has moved on and so should you. i wish there was a nicer way to say it.

the man is right

This sounds unpleasant to me.

obv westerner...

worst national beat being Albertan, redheaded step child of Canada.
(newfs are too drunk on Screech to feel it the way you do)

i hope i remember to ask nham what the hell this means

wouldn't that be Quebec?

touche

Quebec is our special needs child? Sort of like rainman...absolute lock on culture and I'd argue architecture as well, but fail in most of the other ways.

Man, I'm not going to make friends today! Which prov. is next?

WHL itt?

hey you, you bid stupid... oh wait

Well not everyone can work for GM.

is it wrong for me to hope that the girl im in love with gets fat so her boyfriend dumps her and i can swoop in? or should i be commended for seeking inner beauty?

is that how we call brian nowadays?

why on earth would you go to london

this is usually correct but if there's some stuff that could be used to blackmail her later when she's famous then keep that in a safe deposit box.

fyp

nah, cuz at least they have good food there

obv. keep the sex tapes

No, yes.

I think this is the bf's plan.

Song NSFW:
'butterball' flashlight brown'


(lame fan video, but the song is pretty special)

burp

Hey JA, maybe if you engaged her in conversation and just kept walking and talking at some point you might look around and notice that a lot of people have wandered off in seperate directions . . .

Hey Matjoez, big SAD FACE, just leave the keys all by themselves. I warn you though, it will probably hurt her to get them back without anything else. Your best bet is to ignore her as much as possible. If you want her back and she does too, she'll call. If you don't want her back, clean breaks seem to work best.

To whomever cares: Holding on to a relationship to avoid the pain of loss is often much more traumatic and hurtful.

for your amusement an e-mail from a friend

Hey guys! I just wanted to let you know that there is a swinging box social this weekend! So ladies, bring your friends and make box lunches- the gentlemen will bid on the most appealing lunches and share a meal with whomever made them. Is destined to be a frolicking, gay charade with charming tickles of coquetry and chance-hand-holding!!


Time: Friday night
Place: not sure
Clothing: optional


Please do hesitate to send your response to the entire group via email (if any intriguing love letters should be written, please, you naughties, feel free to send them to me in private- wink wink). I hope to hear from you all soon. It is a promise- the night shan't disappoint!!


Love,
The Box Master General

Have to ever done this:




Did it make you come your brains out or what?