My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer ****
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

plans for 2k poast including new pics giz?

Nofx FTMFW



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She gotta walk with a silicone ****
Sticking in her ass, and one in her ****
A butterfly strapped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control?

That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
Mommy's little girl is gonna do as she please
If she don't wanna get a spanking

She likes to speak like a 6 year old brat
Mommy discipline me, you know I've been bad
Start with a cat then she'll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop

She knows how girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray

Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and ******* clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum

It's time for bed she'll be securing her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
So Louise don't have to get up

Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch, of Louise

edit: FML i thought this was omg again

Outdo me how? jk.

And so this is where that assh*le got the idea for the bet I'm guessing?

ladies, can u post a pic with sumthin in your mouth

False, vagina's should be washed out by my **** at least once a day.

This.

Obviously amazing! It comes with a lot of perks.

Hmm I'll have to work out an actions price rating, but maybe aboot tree fiddy (I don't feel privileged enough to use that term)

lolz emmemere always delivers

Welcome back bunnies!

ty reef

All things considered, do you think that the current global economic crisis, will serve to permenantly shatter the glass ceiling professional females currently face, or do you think that this is just an illusion caused by wage increases/promotions becoming a rarity regardless of gender?

Also, will you strum urself and take pics?

empowering

I dont think that anything will "shatter the glass cieling". the truth is that women will never be as successful as men because it is not in their nature. Men have to be the best to be able to pass on their genes and have their genes survive. A womens success at passing on her genes is largely determined at birth and is based on beauty. Thus there is no reason for a female to pursue money/power/etc because it does not help achieve her goal of passing on her genes.

If a woman is for some reason motivated to succeed then eventually she will get pregnant and lose all her career ambitions.

I think women should be able to work wherever they want but we shouldnt try to force equality in pay when there isnt equality in work quality.

his hand is almost in my mouth, thats the closest i got case

gtfo! BAN!

Wow, there's a lot of science fail in this paragraph.

its not sexist. during the time that feminism was created, women were actually "opressed" somewhat. so the feminist overeacted and came up with an ideology which goes against biology. women should be able to work if they want but no woman should feel ashamed for being a homemaker which is what they are designed by GOD to do.

After careful consideration, it is my opinion that the current global economic crisis will probably have little effect on permanently shattering the glass ceiling female professionals encounter, instead we can dream for the day when wage increases/promotions are awarded based on performance and not gender, race, etc......

also, in regard to strumming.......no u!

alright make a counter point then. dont just say "lol you are wrong" without stating how i am wrong.

I don't really feel like it. I can suggest you read a book by an evolutionary biologist though. I'd recommend Steven Pinker.

wow.

oh so im a red box with words on it? typical woman resorts to ad hominem attacks instead of providing a response of substance. this is the real reason that a glass ceiling exists.

r u a level or not?

this

not this