me three

sure, me too, why not?

yawn

my what big teeth you have.

slsawws

thanks for the shout out on pokercast you ****.

ok here it comes.....



the year is 1987, its dark and majestic ouside during the storm. no wait wrong thing

for reals

so me and the misses have kinda been going through this thing the last 4-6 months. (it involves sex you tl;dr bastards)

What has happened maybe a dozen or so times, in the stated months, is that while were into the dirty dance she is on top riding papi and I say something. this last time it was "I want you to bite my ear when your about to cum." Which in turn gets a reaction of her flopping onto me and just laying there.

I ask her what's wrong and she says " why can't I make you come?".

I tell her you do make me come and she replies "no you make yourself come, I can't make you come when im ontop"

so then im like well I come because of your vagina its not like im pulling out and fapping on your eyelids.(btw she understood fap cus she got up and went to the bathroom)

now its been 5 days almost and we really haven't had any intimate moments as of late. im not sure what's up cus this has happened like a dozen times but usually lasted maybe the night or like 10 minutes.



what's going on in her head ? what's my game plan? and why is it that big a deal right now?

I get the just talk to her, see how she feels, maybe she feels like she is not providing the goods properly. I get those and I will. you may elaborate on them if you'd like.

but any other ideas

pics of misses for better advice imo

standard. it has to do with masturbatory practices imo.

like, you usually do it in that same position and in a certain way. so when she's doing it in that same position it's not the same. does that make sense?

So the gist is that she feels like she can't get you off when she's on top?

yea, I mean she has but like im at like 95% from other positions, then she gets on

this (I think)

get within seconds of expelliarmus and then be like "baby you are so hot why don't you hop on papi for a minute" and then BAM. winnar.

That can be unsettling for a woman, you know. So I can understand why she'd be upset over it.
as for the reasons as to why you're this way... I have no clue.

women even get depressed if they dont make u climax twice

i need to know answers to this plz

wat

fail. I don't masturbate as much as you want me to

liek ok its pretty obvious they dont, at least the hot ones but then what happens to the food? does it just turn to pee and sweat?

in b4 merge?

I think I've posted me and her

i dont recall...fml

merge

they poop and it comes out with a pink bow on it

Chicks take bigger, nastier steamers than guys do imo