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04-11-2008 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 2p2Reader
dont expect anything physical (im not saying it can't happen, im just saying expecting it isn't the right mentality), just expect to learn more about her and tell her about u obv. make her laugh, it's probably a good way to start.
I second this, don't go into any date expecting certain things physically, this way she won't think you're a dick and you won't be disappointed...and you could be pleasantly surprised.
04-11-2008 , 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by emmemere
Bar - I think i'd find a super cheesy pickup line hilarious
You have really perfect ears. Did you know that?

They'd look good in a trophy case, even without the rest of your face.
04-11-2008 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by diebitter
You have really perfect ears. Did you know that?

They'd look good in a trophy case, even without the rest of your face.
amazing! (disclaimer: I am one of the few chicks this would work on, i have several books on serial killers, they're interesting....most girls would probably call the cops)
04-11-2008 , 05:10 PM
Anyone going out tonight, please try the following one on random girls, and report progress.
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"Hey, baby, can I feel your mound of venus - on your hand. I can read palms, and it'll tell me if you're good in bed"

Feel mound.


"Nah, you'll be lousy in bed."
04-11-2008 , 05:11 PM
PS. 3 is where it's at:

04-11-2008 , 05:12 PM
If it hasn't been said already, I'd like to take a moment to thank all the ladies of bbv, not only for taking our male shenanigans and general disgustingness in stride, but for helping make this as good a thread as it is. It is very much appreciated.

That being said, here's another one or two for you:

Due to various factors beyond my control, I'm somewhat of a loser. I have three things going for me, my band, a job, and, to a lesser extent, my looks (Do anorexic girls like it when you make them jealous?). How big a factor for a girl is being relatively successful? (in being interested, and in dating)

Say I was interested in a girl, and made it pretty obvious to her, but then started getting the 'not in a million years' vibe. She later introduces me to a friend of hers that I could see dating (nevermind that my paranoid mind thinks she was offering up a sacrificial lamb so as to distract me). Would it be the height of tackiness to try to procede with dating girl 2? Would girl 1 get upset?

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Originally Posted by diebitter
PS. 3 is where it's at:

What sort of traits in the mound are we looking for? Big, small, round, flat, what?
04-11-2008 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
Why would she know anything about her own subconcious body language?

Because you're aware of it afterwards, you just subconsciously do it in the moment.
04-11-2008 , 05:18 PM
Fat and thick mound of Venus=sex monster (apparently, I really have no idea about it).


However, that's not the point. The point is to present a challenge.

Last edited by diebitter; 04-11-2008 at 05:35 PM.
04-11-2008 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by emmemere
Well when i think of flipping hair it's usually away from the face so to me it has nothing to do with being selfconscious. If she was constantly covering her face with her hair when she was around guys it would be a different story.

hairflipping I suppose can also be done in a flirty way, but personally i don't know many girls who do this in real life, for me it just means there is hair in my face 9we've already been over how i don't like things on my face)
Touche


So, uh... how you doing?
04-11-2008 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
If it hasn't been said already, I'd like to take a moment to thank all the ladies of bbv, not only for taking our male shenanigans and general disgustingness in stride, but for helping make this as good a thread as it is. It is very much appreciated.

That being said, here's another one or two for you:

Due to various factors beyond my control, I'm somewhat of a loser. I have three things going for me, my band, a job, and, to a lesser extent, my looks (Do anorexic girls like it when you make them jealous?). How big a factor for a girl is being relatively successful? (in being interested, and in dating)

Say I was interested in a girl, and made it pretty obvious to her, but then started getting the 'not in a million years' vibe. She later introduces me to a friend of hers that I could see dating (nevermind that my paranoid mind thinks she was offering up a sacrificial lamb so as to distract me). Would it be the height of tackiness to try to procede with dating girl 2? Would girl 1 get upset?



What sort of traits in the mound are we looking for? Big, small, round, flat, what?
Successfulness obviosuly isn't everything but I may have mentioned before 9or in another thread?) that it can be a good sign because it shows that you can be dedicated and hardworking and if you can put effort into those things you'll probably put effort into a relationship as well.

As for the girl 1/2 thing, I'd say go for whichever you are more interested in or have a better chance with. if it's been made clear you don't have a chance with 1 then that's her loss and go for 2, hopefully she won't have a problem with it and if it's how you described, then she may be expecting or hoping for it. Good luck.

Oh, as for the skinny thing. personally i like my guys huge, not like body builder tons-o-muscles type guy, just really tall and broad (think rugby player build). However there are lots of girls who like skinny guys.
04-11-2008 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Chump Change
Touche


So, uh... how you doing?
Fine thank you, yourself?
04-11-2008 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by emmemere
Fine thank you, yourself?
Not bad. I think it's nap time though, i'm a little drowsy.
04-11-2008 , 07:28 PM
Have you ever caught your boyfriends/husbands masturbating? If so how do you usually react?
04-11-2008 , 07:32 PM
I just wanna take this brief moment to tell conspire how awesome he is
04-11-2008 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Have you ever caught your boyfriends/husbands masturbating? If so how do you usually react?
i haven't really caught him. but if i did i would ask him if he wanted some help. whenever he has told me he masturbated that day either before/after work, etc. i always feel bad that i cant be there to help him and have sex.
04-11-2008 , 07:43 PM
is there any way to guaruntee i wont die alone/
04-11-2008 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by NerdyVirgin
is there any way to guaruntee i wont die alone/
match.com
04-11-2008 , 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Have you ever caught your boyfriends/husbands masturbating? If so how do you usually react?
heh, sorta, the bedroom door was locked one day when i came home early...i forget if he even bothered to exit out of the porn
04-11-2008 , 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by NerdyVirgin
is there any way to guaruntee i wont die alone/
don't think of yourself as just a "nerdy virgin", you'll act then one and never get any. you need some confidence, I know everyone says that but it's for a reason, it goes along way.
04-11-2008 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour
i always feel bad that i cant be there to help him and have sex.
when masturbation to good porn becomes the norm, you want nothing more than to tap some real ass.

when good sex becomes the norm, you want nothing more than to jerk it to some hot kinky porn.

so ya, he didnt want your help.
04-11-2008 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by boomshakalaka
when masturbation to good porn becomes the norm, you want nothing more than to tap some real ass.

when good sex becomes the norm, you want nothing more than to jerk it to some hot kinky porn.

so ya, he didnt want your help.
that's interesting, I've never thought of that before
04-11-2008 , 08:20 PM
honestly who cares if you guys wack it, we got vibrators yo
04-11-2008 , 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Due to various factors beyond my control, I'm somewhat of a loser. I have three things going for me, my band, a job, and, to a lesser extent, my looks (Do anorexic girls like it when you make them jealous?). How big a factor for a girl is being relatively successful? (in being interested, and in dating)
For me it's a HUGE factor. I was in a discussion yesterday about this. I am NOT a gold digger but I'll be damned if I support you. I have a successful business and make 6 figures a year so I would require that you do the same. Not more, but at least near my income. I also am extremely attracted to ambitious men, you have to have goals and actually want to accomplish something in your life. Playing online poker for a living is acceptable, as long as you're trying to accomplish $x in a year or so what, but not acceptable if you're just doing it to stay at home and drink beer all day long and piss into bottles by the side of your computer. (I don't get that one...damn, that's laziness)

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Originally Posted by Low Key
Say I was interested in a girl, and made it pretty obvious to her, but then started getting the 'not in a million years' vibe. She later introduces me to a friend of hers that I could see dating (nevermind that my paranoid mind thinks she was offering up a sacrificial lamb so as to distract me). Would it be the height of tackiness to try to procede with dating girl 2? Would girl 1 get upset?
Oh hell no, that's why she offered her up to you. Take the offering.

T
04-11-2008 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Have you ever caught your boyfriends/husbands masturbating? If so how do you usually react?
I can say I've never caught them, but have encouraged them to do it in front of me or mutally together.

T
04-11-2008 , 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MissT74
For me it's a HUGE factor. I was in a discussion yesterday about this. I am NOT a gold digger but I'll be damned if I support you. I have a successful business and make 6 figures a year so I would require that you do the same. Not more, but at least near my income. I also am extremely attracted to ambitious men, you have to have goals and actually want to accomplish something in your life. Playing online poker for a living is acceptable, as long as you're trying to accomplish $x in a year or so what, but not acceptable if you're just doing it to stay at home and drink beer all day long and piss into bottles by the side of your computer. (I don't get that one...damn, that's laziness)
T
Yeah, it sucks having to nag a guy to get a job or do other things, showing initiative and ambition is awesome

      
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