A husband goes up to his wife and asks her to tell him something that will make him both happy and mad at the same time.
The wife thinks for a few second and goes, "Well... all of your friends have smaller dicks than you."
Thanks. It was one that I was kinda iffy about just looking at it on the hanger but was pleasantly surprised when i tried it on.
For anyone who's been to a cocktail party, would this dress be okay for one?
I go to a lot and yes that is the epitome of the "little black dress" popularized by wine bars and cocktail parties. Depending on the weather, you can add a jacket or a pashmena(sp) for a little protection/to add color.