hey. back. sorta.

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that's all.

What is the ideal penis size?

it appears to be that there's a blank space after your answers?

who would you rather have sex with

an ugly black man with a big penis ldo or a hawt Mexican with a medium size Penis?

or a white guy with a small penis

or a white guy with a penis.

or a white guy with something that used to resemble a penis

How much does it matter to you what a guys apartment looks like? I fear my lack of decoration might creep some womenz out. I have literally nothing on my walls, for example. Should I just go out and buy some lame generic art to hang?

I mean you realize we'd all live in caves if it were socially acceptable right?

Buried so deep it's invisible?

girth or length?

You gotta learn to make virtues out of your limitations. Up-end a bucket of sand in your living room and put a couple of rocks on it, then tell her it's your zen garden and you strive for simplicity and purity of design in your life.

Feel free to say, "Let's f*ck" and live out of boxes from that point on.

wat

I saw that there were like 300 posts unread and I was all "must be something interesting!" and then I realized it was boobs from someone I don't know and they had been taken down anyway fml.

I bet lostandgone is going to get a lot of PMs. Let's hope he's not caught up on honor or any of that crap.

I have no disgusting questions at this time.

To the best of my knowledge, so long as it's not so big it hurts, but is big enough you know its there. it's okay.

Umm so I'm hispanic and like more than 90% of the population where I grew up and lived most of my life was hispanic so . . . there is that. But honestly, hawt trumps. great personality sweetness and an amazing smile trumps a lot. I don't have a racial preference though. Although my current special someone is white most of my ex's have been hispanic.

It wouldn't bother me. My place doesn't have to much on the walls. Imo one really sweet special piece anywhere can carry a whole place especially if it's just an apartment. For example, I gave my s.s. an autographed baseball bat. It works.

Afaik lostandgone85 hasn't gotten any pm's and they weren't my boobs they were someone's wife's boobs (and they were in thread in a spoiler for a while.) We also talked about gizmomo's boobs and emme's boobs.
Oh and we discussed BRIAN being a failure as a mod.

plz respond

short tiny Fat stump = bad
thin long snake = bad
proportion = good

girth > length = weird looking and bad

If your question was in reference to something else more specific, I would suggest that when you re-itterate it you attempt to be more clear and specific. Thank you.

what if the snake is an Anaconda?


And am I to assume that you have experienced all the types you've described?

Well PM sent. I know whose boobs they were. And, as a man, I still would have liked to have seen them. I like boobs. And you don't have to tell me about Brian being a failure as a mod. I have a front row seat.

EDIT:

afaik the types i described do not actually exist to the extremes that i meant them. afaik there is a range of ratio of length to girth in which all males fall.
aka the question you asked as asked is moo like a cow's opinion moo

this **** is bananas

BTW for anyone who cares I'm in a bad mood because the local jimmy johns has suddenly stopped taking online orders and their phone number is not working and i can't find the new one and i just did the dishes so i'm not cooking so i'm very kind of frustrated that's all.

all i wanted was jimmy johns

**** you man. Where's my PM?

when i get sad i just stop being sad and be awesome instead

sorry he's driving. i need jimmy johns. i'm sure he'll pm you back soon.

Fingers crossed. Enjoy your Jimmy Johns.