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Dear ladies of BBV4L:

AFAIK, most of you pride yourselves on having the oral skills to play a cello with a pick and no hands. What do you think key factors are in contributing to these skills? (knowledge that you actually have to use some pressure, snake tongue, no teeth, etc)

01-29-2009 , 12:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dxu05

play a cello with a pick and no hands

wat

01-29-2009 , 01:20 AM

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Lots of teeth involved in that?

01-29-2009 , 01:21 AM

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or pubic hair. cello bows are made of horse hair afterall

01-29-2009 , 01:34 AM

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horse pubes?

01-29-2009 , 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Low Key

or pubic hair. cello bows are made of horse hair afterall

But if there is a pick then there's no bow?? and why am I playing a cello with a pick?
I'm confused.

01-29-2009 , 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

But if there is a pick then there's no bow?? and why am I playing a cello with a pick?
I'm confused.

That's what I wanted to know in the first place. Obviously he who posted this has never played or seen a cello.

01-29-2009 , 01:47 AM

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01-29-2009 , 01:50 AM

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Boy that girl from Rasputina looks good in red hair

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01-29-2009 , 01:53 AM

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The point is what do the women of BBV4L think is in a good blowjob that they give to the men of hopefully not BBV4L.

01-29-2009 , 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dxu05

The point is what do the women of BBV4L think is in a good blowjob that they give to the men of hopefully not BBV4L.

lol, take it in your mouth, use all the tools god gave you, pay attention to what he likes or dislikes and have fun?

It´s not like there´s a tutorial for the perfect bj.

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01-29-2009 , 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dxu05

The point is what do the women of BBV4L think is in a good blowjob that they give to the men of hopefully not BBV4L.

Yeah... shouldn't you know what you like in a blow job?

Enthusiasm ftw, though.

01-29-2009 , 02:14 AM

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all i ask for is effort. and a little ball action

01-29-2009 , 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by phil0pp

all i ask for is effort. and a little ball action

yeah, don't orphan the balls

01-29-2009 , 02:47 AM

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Sick avatar

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01-29-2009 , 02:49 AM

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So which one of you ladies wants to follow me home and suck my ****?

01-29-2009 , 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Sick avatar

Yeah, there's no real great way to abbreviate avatar.

If you say 'tar you sound like a ******.

If you say ava, well, you sound nerdier than if you just spell the whole damn thing out.

01-29-2009 , 02:54 AM

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"That's a swell pitcher you got thar, what's under yer name 'n all."

01-29-2009 , 02:57 AM

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01-29-2009 , 03:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Yeah... shouldn't you know what you like in a blow job?

Enthusiasm ftw, though.

Kind of, you can only know what you've had right? Just seein if there was some hidden horizon.

01-29-2009 , 03:07 AM

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This is a good point. For the first two years I was having sex, I had no idea what/where the clit was.

When a girl I was with finally pointed it out, I was quite gracious. (So was she, but that's another story altogether)

As an addendum to that story, I was with an ex a few weeks after that, one that I had dated before the eye opening experience. It was fun to see the expression on her face of "omfgwatwasthatmylegsareshaking" just from the oral.

Sometimes things that you think are a given in sex aren't always as well known as you'd like to believe.

(Maybe it's just me, I went to a catholic school afterall)

01-29-2009 , 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dxu05

Kind of, you can only know what you've had right? Just seein if there was some hidden horizon.

Well, honestly, I think a girl who enjoys doing it is important?
Cause I know pretty much all my friends talk about what a chore it is, but it's like... pleasing someone else is pleasing in and of itself.
But yeah, the best thing in that situation is someone who'll tell you what they're liking and what's feeling good. Imo. So following direction is a plus.

01-29-2009 , 03:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Well, honestly, I think a girl who enjoys doing it is important? Cause I know pretty much all my friends talk about what a chore it is, but it's like... pleasing someone else is pleasing in and of itself. But yeah, the best thing in that situation is someone who'll tell you what they're liking and what's feeling good. Imo. So following direction is a plus.

will u marry me?