sick barg about not being teh ghey

Well, meh. Maybe I just haven't had a good one.

thats sad to hear

4l fundraiser to get a balla dildo for gizmo?

I've had orgasms. Just nothing that made me see the face of God or anything.

What do you think of the new favicon?

I like it!

You don't have a poster of God in your bedroom just like everyone else? You can borrow mine:

I'm a guy but thought I'd help with this one.

tonight she wants me to come hang out at her apartment, how far should should I expect to get?
ALL the Way ! think about it if she didn't want to the last thing she'd want is to get you all alone in her apartment. This alone should take some stress off of you. Just be cool brotha lean back, don't smother her or anything start off slowly with kisses on her lips and move slowly down her neck than pull back. rinse and repeat a few times. Later offer her a massage or somethin.. have her take you to her room and tell her to take off her shirt ! don't ask it's very important gotta be cool about it. Than just rub her down however you like adding more kisses and bites. By this time she should be so turned on she'll probly rape you If she drops some kind of I don't do this so early or something similar just be cool about it and Say it's ok and just turn away like it didn't matter. She'll pull you back in.

r34- any chance of you and me mating?

Gizmomo will you ever consider accepting dolcett?

Personally I don't really want any of those, unless the stuffy had some particular meaning, like a plush weighted companion cube. I don't want chocolate and I like flowers when it's out of the blue, not so much for an occasion. Though I'd prefer flowers over nothing.

This doesn't exist. I have tried.

Bout tree fiddy.

im surprised it took this long for someone to say that...lol

funny

You ever squirt?

I know, I know.

You didnt try very hard IMO.

http://store.valvesoftware.com/produ...WCC-Plush.html

my wife shaved my ******* once...........im a very hairy guy, it was quite uncomfortable. we have been together since we were 15 (25/26) now, and that was the closest weirdest thing wev ever done. i mean comon, it wasnt sexy or anything, i was bending in the light so she could see better. it tickled and we both got a really good laugh about it.

maybe i shouldnt have posted this......hmmmm

would you girls shave your boyfriends/husbands *******s if they asked and would you be grossed out about it?

What's the easiest way to show girls how smart I am, without coming off as a geek, knowitall, rude, etc.

Shaving ass is +ev if you want to get a rimmer, and/or if you're gay imo.

so are you having counselling to rebuild a strong relationship?

ask her to measure your **** and then tell you it's square root

when she hesitating, ram it down her throat whilst working it out aloud. the sense of awe and admiration she will be overcome with when you give the exact answer correct to 6 decimal places will keep it in her mouth until you blow your tiny load.

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