well, I think making out comes under the 99%. i should have clarified it. if she says that, she at LEAST wants to make out with you.

i don't think this as guaranteed as her saying "have another, you can stay".

since she's inviting you to act comfortable i'd say you do just that. be yourself and just see what happens. if you want to find a way to end up on the same couch as her, maybe suggest watching some TV or a movie.

though denied sexytime, i slept in her bed with her. wake up and have breakfast with her. Go home, she doesn't return my phone calls for 3 days and when she does she says maybe we should just be friends. apparently i ****ed up somewhere but I don't know where. Either that or women are crazy and can't make up their mind.

hahaha so that's the trip report, eh?

i knew you'd man up and post it

btw obviously she didn't expect you to come on so strong and was a bit flustered by it. if you want to make it work, then apologize, say that you were a bit vulnerable because of a recent breakup and weren't sure what to do. then ask if she wants to hang out some more, just as friends, and see what happens.

JA is a ladies man.

i give good advice, but you'd be surprised how much i actually fail irl though

If you do 100 attempts in a year and fail 80% you still get laid 20 times. Sick life.

It should make you feel better that you are now a hero to 99 other guys out there because of this!

I think this thread has just inspired me to let myself go physically and give everyone the finger on a daily basis. If someone asks why I'll remind them that they're filled with feces and goo... and will eventually become adorable rotting flesh.

I anticipate few follow up questions.

i can see it now

"Ask Ryan about being fat, smelling like rotten eggs, and giving people the finger" thread

i vote 5 stars in advance

Don't forget smelling like rotten eggs.

FMP... ty

2nd one...im more open minded than my parents

back of the knee.

no, 1 guy 1 cup

find a quarter on the sidewalk. free gumball. schweet.

hard question. tits i guess.

perhaps

i need tampons or there will be a mess, so tampons

hey this is [first name], i guess? or maybe say to her "hey [her name] this is my friend [his/her name]," so they can do the hand shake/introduction themselves? and you don't have to worry about using her full name because you were speaking to her, not the friend. **** i duno.

probably

xmas made me feel this way. i kind of just want to crawl into a hole and stay there for a while. i sat in silence listening to my family members talk for hours about nothing but themselves. im slowly starting to realize that almost everyone in my life is a self obsessed *******.

le sigh.

Nothing like a good vagina thumping to cheer you up......call me.

r34,
even in my dreams i get rejected by women. w-t-f?

wimmen r whores...i duno. pretend to be teh ghey?

no JA, this was a totally separate occurance from said TR. Has nothing to do with each other.

true, ship it

Have really bad sex or the best sh*t of your life?

Live your whole life needing to desperately pee and being unable to do so, or live your whole life peeing immediately wherever and whenever the urge comes?

victoria's secret or commando?

Have the ability to fly, but every time you flew you were naked, or have the ability to be invisible but anytime you went invisible people nearby would talk sh*t about you?

Do condoms take all the fun out of it?

Have a slutty mom, or have a slutty daughter?

Shocker or lobster claw?