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04-16-2008 , 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why do sandwiches taste better when my gf makes them?

do you guys have something special you put in there so we won't dump you?
Besides human pheromones of course, mostly I think we just put more care into food prep (and most things) so the sammich has proper proportions of ingredients and is just generally well made.
04-16-2008 , 09:49 AM
Is it really true that you guyz like the smell of male body oder, my friend was telling me this and I was like gtfo take a shower man
04-16-2008 , 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rhymenocerus
Is it really true that you guyz like the smell of male body oder, my friend was telling me this and I was like gtfo take a shower man
No...we like guys who smell like CLEAN guys
04-16-2008 , 09:52 AM
obv
04-16-2008 , 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by emmemere
No...we like guys who smell like CLEAN guys
Do you like the smell of cologne on a guy? Or do you prefer just the "clean" smell of the soap or bath gel he used to shower?
04-16-2008 , 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal
Do you like the smell of cologne on a guy? Or do you prefer just the "clean" smell of the soap or bath gel he used to shower?
It depends obviously on the cologne/shower gel. I find a lot of cologne can be really strong (or the guy wears too much) which is not good, but then again my bf also had this shower gel which smelled way too strong so that can happen too. Basically either in moderation as long as they smell good, nothing too strong. I'd rather a guy smell like nothing that smell too strong of something.
04-16-2008 , 05:36 PM
I wear Paco Rabanne. Always have, so it's probably like an old guy cologne now.

It means Lone Wolf.


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wlllllllll.
04-16-2008 , 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by rhymenocerus
Is it really true that you guyz like the smell of male body oder, my friend was telling me this and I was like gtfo take a shower man
i do. but im hella weird. i love the smell of my boyfriends unwashed dirty hair. smells so manlyyy and lovely
04-16-2008 , 06:02 PM
why are women so into guys that are taken?

example - i recently got engaged. since then a bunch of girls have made it clear that they want to bang, all of them know that i just got engaged and some are even casual friends w/ my fiancee. prior to being engaged they were only flirty at most.

so is it that they just see diamonds and it makes them all wet and horny or is it that they are really jealous of my gf and want to trainwreck me...or both?
04-16-2008 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why are women so into guys that are taken?

example - i recently got engaged. since then a bunch of girls have made it clear that they want to bang, all of them know that i just got engaged and some are even casual friends w/ my fiancee. prior to being engaged they were only flirty at most.

so is it that they just see diamonds and it makes them all wet and horny or is it that they are really jealous of my gf and want to trainwreck me...or both?
did you ever try to pursue them before you got engaged? my guess would be that they were satisfied when you were pursuing (or just flirting with) them but didnt want to get held down in a "relationship" type thing. the fact that you gave them attention though made them feel wanted. now that you are engaged and your attention is on another woman it is making them jealous and they aren't feeling so wanted anymore. and therefore acting out in ******ed ways such as trying to sabotage your relationship.
04-16-2008 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why are women so into guys that are taken?

example - i recently got engaged. since then a bunch of girls have made it clear that they want to bang, all of them know that i just got engaged and some are even casual friends w/ my fiancee. prior to being engaged they were only flirty at most.

so is it that they just see diamonds and it makes them all wet and horny or is it that they are really jealous of my gf and want to trainwreck me...or both?
Ahem..

Prenup, prenup, prenup.

'Nuff said.

Aside from that, you've given me a great idea for how to bang lots of women: fake an engagement.
04-16-2008 , 06:22 PM
I didn't 'pursue' these girls before but have always had friendly/flirty relationships w/ them. (Edit: That is to say my behavior hasn't changed, only theirs - like going from being flirty to actually grabbing my **** and saying they want to **** kind of thing)

Anyway I don't want to dwell on my example, I'm wondering more if you agree with the general statement.

imo guys are the opposite - we would rather not **** w/ a girl that is in a relationship because it is extra 'work' to deal w/, when we can be out getting comparable ass w/ less work somewhere else.

but it seems like women seek it out.

agree?

Last edited by Mr_Donktastic; 04-16-2008 at 06:29 PM.
04-16-2008 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Ahem..

Prenup, prenup, prenup.

'Nuff said.

Aside from that, you've given me a great idea for how to bang lots of women: fake an engagement.
lolz.

my gf is gonna be a vet and im a poker player/environmentalist so i think if anything she will want a prenup
04-16-2008 , 08:20 PM
How do girls feel in general if a guy thats going down on you licks your ass a little bit? Is that just too weird?
04-16-2008 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why are women so into guys that are taken?

example - i recently got engaged. since then a bunch of girls have made it clear that they want to bang, all of them know that i just got engaged and some are even casual friends w/ my fiancee. prior to being engaged they were only flirty at most.

so is it that they just see diamonds and it makes them all wet and horny or is it that they are really jealous of my gf and want to trainwreck me...or both?
One thing you should be careful with is the "made it clear that they want to bang" thing.

Fact: many things a woman considers being friendly and flirty and close friends with the significant other of a good friend are interpreted by men as signs of wanting to have sex. For many women, once you are clearly off the table, flirting with you is a fun and safe way to acknowledge that they like you as a person.

When you are single and a woman does this, it often means she wants to sleep with you. When you are committed and she does this, it usually means, "great, now the sex thing is off the table, I can be outrageous and flirty and he won't take it the wrong way."

The problem here is for many men the sex thing is never really off the table in the sense of "not crossing their mind/taking it the wrong way" (even if it absolutely is out of the question because he is committed and 100% loyal) .

So my first response to you is, unless these women have come out and said, "so, let me know if you ever want to **** around on your fiancee", you are probably misinterpreting their signals. In fact, even if they actually HAVE said this, there are lots of women that would say this to you and mean nothing more by it than "this is my way of congratulating my friend for landing a great guy".
04-16-2008 , 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why are women so into guys that are taken?

example - i recently got engaged. since then a bunch of girls have made it clear that they want to bang, all of them know that i just got engaged and some are even casual friends w/ my fiancee. prior to being engaged they were only flirty at most.

so is it that they just see diamonds and it makes them all wet and horny or is it that they are really jealous of my gf and want to trainwreck me...or both?
If you are taken it means you're good enough for someone, I think it can make you more attractive to some girls. Also, it's only realizing we want something once we know we can't have it.
04-16-2008 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
why do sandwiches taste better when my gf makes them?
This is true for me too, and I think the reason is that she's better at making sandwiches than I am. I asked her to walk me through it step by step once, but they still didn't turn out as well. "I swear that's all I do." I think it's part of a plan of forced dependence.
04-16-2008 , 11:15 PM
If we can't make good sammiches, what else are we good for?
04-16-2008 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by VoraciousReader
One thing you should be careful with is the "made it clear that they want to bang" thing.

Fact: many things a woman considers being friendly and flirty and close friends with the significant other of a good friend are interpreted by men as signs of wanting to have sex. For many women, once you are clearly off the table, flirting with you is a fun and safe way to acknowledge that they like you as a person.

When you are single and a woman does this, it often means she wants to sleep with you. When you are committed and she does this, it usually means, "great, now the sex thing is off the table, I can be outrageous and flirty and he won't take it the wrong way."

The problem here is for many men the sex thing is never really off the table in the sense of "not crossing their mind/taking it the wrong way" (even if it absolutely is out of the question because he is committed and 100% loyal) .

So my first response to you is, unless these women have come out and said, "so, let me know if you ever want to **** around on your fiancee", you are probably misinterpreting their signals. In fact, even if they actually HAVE said this, there are lots of women that would say this to you and mean nothing more by it than "this is my way of congratulating my friend for landing a great guy".
Good post...very true imo.

But damn are these girls really telling me they want to **** to give my finacee props? That is some ****ed up **** right there....and the point of my original question, cuz honestly I don't understand these crazy bitches.

Last edited by Mr_Donktastic; 04-16-2008 at 11:22 PM. Reason: i use bitches w/ love :) cuz ldo i don't mind being told that they want to bang but...
04-16-2008 , 11:47 PM
I think what the previous 21 pages are getting at is what is the dirtiest, hottest, nattiest, most pleasurable sexual experience you`ve ever had described in great detail.
04-16-2008 , 11:51 PM
yeah sorry for the derailment, lets get back to anal.

why do girls always act like they don't like it at first when we ALL know they are lying?
04-17-2008 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Donktastic
yeah sorry for the derailment, lets get back to anal.

why do girls always act like they don't like it at first when we ALL know they are lying?
The probably are gentle enough at the start
04-17-2008 , 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Chilltown
I think what the previous 21 pages are getting at is what is the dirtiest, hottest, nattiest, most pleasurable sexual experience you`ve ever had described in great detail.
I was drunk and it involved an unlocked classroom at 1am...
04-17-2008 , 01:37 AM
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Agree or disagree with this theory about what constitutes attraction in both male and female perspectives?

Sorta long "theory" though, here's some cliffs cliffs: Women like powerful men who will dominate and **** the **** out of them, they like sex just as much as men. They're too afraid to admit it due to societal stigma, so they claim they want bull**** like humor, kindness, etc, to not look like sluts. Women like good looking men, obviously, but things like behavior/status/wealth/ and power are more important. Men are even worse, and attraction is based almost entirely on physical traits and whether or not she'll put out.
04-17-2008 , 01:38 AM
how do you feel about a curved cock? which direction is ok?

      
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