"enjoy the walk of shame home babe" hahaha

See, I don't do the walk of shame. Even if I'm drunk, I still know what I'm doing and I'm a grown woman who has sexual urges just like the menz, so I say thank you in the AM, expect you to say TY as well and then either go out to breakfast together or just leave after exchanging numbers.

Unless I already left at 3am, I don't usually like doing the whole sleepover thing if it's a random hook up.

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hey 2p2reader, hope all is well!!

yeah everything is great! Today is such a good day, upper 70's and super sunny, makes me want to go to the beach

sounds good, iam jealous

Have you or would you ever give a blumpkin?

nah I don't do fudgecycles

nope

How about ATM?

Nope, as previously stated, hygiene is very important to me. not to mention I'm pretty sure I'm a supertaster and would probably vomit.

Girl I'm going out with just started burping and farting in front of me...she's becoming more familiar and used to me and it just started. It's starting to bug me.

Is this normal?
If not, anyways I can get her to tone it down a bit?

Yeah, as girls get more comfortable around a guy they become less self conscious. You're not going to be able to get her to stop without likely either making her feel bad about her self or embarrassing her

What do you think the best approach for picking you up would be?

Personally I don't like guys who come on too strong, it completely turns me off of the guy. Um, I guess just guys that are funny and who i can have a good conversation with. Or are we talking like at a bar? There, I dunno, I didn't go to the bar much before my current bf (and back then was not a good time for me, i looked horrible, i didn't get picked up much)

Wrap arms around waist & lift imo.

Ill give a list of scenarios>

Bar,
Grocery Store,
Friend's Party
Work
Neighbor
In car over at a stoplight

What would you like to hear/have done in these spots?

i prefer this kind of lift



(random pic I found on google)

I dunno how much ya weigh, & he could be really weak...he asked the best way...not the most romantic & preferable to the woman way. I was merely doing my civic duty & providing him with the most utilitarian way imo.

Is that the woman from biggest loser?

Bar - I think i'd find a super cheesy pickup line hilarious, as long as the person knows how cheesy it is
Grocery Store - i guess a nice compliment or try and strike up a conversation over something, make some witty remark about something, then ask for number/email
Friend's Party - conversation, not too deep, that's intimidating, just about something interesting
Work - ask to go out for drinks
Neighbor - again, strike up convo, maybe invite them over for something
In car over at a stoplight - a paper plane with a compliment and phone number would be hilarious/amazing

Heh, the way i'm actually lifted most often is kinda a reverse piggy back where I'm on the front of him with my legs around his waist and arms around his neck. It's my preferred mode of travel around the house. it's easy too cause i have strong legs and do all of the holding (we could both let go with our arms and i'd be fine)

What kind of signs/what do you do when u are losing interest/wanting to get out of a conversation versus when you're getting more into it?

What do you think the proper phone procedure is? (ideally)

What do you expect out of a first date/dinner

-eye contact. if the person is maintain eye contact they're into it, if they're looking away they're probably looking for an excuse to get out of the conversation.

-like, if you get a number? I'd say call later the next day or the day after, don't leave her waiting for you. As for talking on the phone, I dunno, I'm not one for long phone convos with guys on the phone, if i wanna talk to them i prefer to meet up, and for making plans i prefer msn.

-It depends if it's a first date where you barely know the person or if you're been friends for awhile. DO you mean what i expect the actual date to consist of or do you mean like physically?

when she starts looking around at other directions, she's obv not into the convo anymore.

call her a couple of days before the weekend, probably at least a few days after you met her.

dont expect anything physical (im not saying it can't happen, im just saying expecting it isn't the right mentality), just expect to learn more about her and tell her about u obv. make her laugh, it's probably a good way to start.

I saw a lot of stuff on shopping with girls and what not, I do most of my shopping at places like nordstroms and places like that, because pokerstars can hook u up with gift certificates, it's awesome.