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I do that already but I think she thinks I'm joking around because there are a ton of guys flirting with her all the time because she mostly hangs out with dudes

Ask her out on something more obv date-ish so she's aware of your intentions, perhaps dinner and movie or something.

04-10-2008 , 10:41 PM

#277

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by octopi

Being a back door man: If a girl says she's not into anal or ass play it's probably because she's feeling self conscious about hygiene down there or you caught her at a bad time. Keep suggesting it and being cool about it, she'll come around. Or buy her some cute toy, like FlexiFelix. Every girl should try this, imo.

Lozl, this is so brilliant.

Not only are you gonna have these poor saps begging for anal, you're gonna have them telling these poor girls they have dirty ass holes to boot.

If mods still had custom title powers i'd change your's to 'minister of disinformation'.

Last edited by Chump Change; 04-10-2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason: "baby i'm sorry but Octopi told me it was only cuz you had a stank nasty ass hole"

04-10-2008 , 10:50 PM

#278

Himself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,448

which of course leads to the "you were talking about sex with some girl online huh?" and it's all downhill

04-10-2008 , 10:52 PM

#279

brainfreeze0

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,961

Do you swallow?

04-10-2008 , 10:53 PM

#280

ROADHEAD

adept

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,071

Do you like the term kid****ter? four letter word begins with s has and h then an i then a t

04-10-2008 , 10:53 PM

#281

brainfreeze0

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,961

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROADHEAD

does a pussy fart feel good?

lol

04-10-2008 , 10:55 PM

#282

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROADHEAD

Do you like the term kid****ter? four letter word begins with s has and h then an i then a t

never heard it used before...gonna say no though

04-10-2008 , 10:56 PM

#283

ROADHEAD

adept

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,071

Have you ever had the shocker, you know two in the pink one in the stink?

04-10-2008 , 11:25 PM

#284

2p2Reader

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 305

just came back from a grad student social thing and I'm pretty buzzed. Been drinking since 5pm haha =]. I would like to think I am good at math.

04-10-2008 , 11:30 PM

#285

2p2Reader

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 305

wow a lot more buzzed than I thought, didnt know there's 3 pages of this **** already hahaha good looorrrdd....

04-10-2008 , 11:40 PM

#286

Himself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,448

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2p2Reader

wow a lot more buzzed than I thought, didnt know there's 3 pages of this **** already hahaha good looorrrdd....

you're just begging to get asked all sorts of dirty questions

04-11-2008 , 01:12 AM

#287

boomshakalaka

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,462

I once ate a girl out and after a bit of sex the whiskey dick wasnt letting me bust. So I tactfully maneuver to get her to give me some head since this always cures a bad case of the whiskey dick. She denies me going on to inform me that she "doesnt do that." Wtf, can you please get together with the women of the world and edjewcate them on this? Tell those sl00ts that they are liable to get choked the *** out if they pull some c*nt stunt like this?

04-11-2008 , 01:14 AM

#288

dxu05

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,632

Quote:

Originally Posted by boomshakalaka

I once ate a girl out and after a bit of sex the whiskey dick wasnt letting me bust. So I tactfully maneuver to get her to give me some head since this always cures a bad case of the whiskey dick. She denies me going on to inform me that she "doesnt do that." Wtf, can you please get together with the women of the world and edjewcate on this? Tell those sl00ts that they are liable to get choked the **** out if they pull some **** stunt like this?

wat, i hope u go to jail

04-11-2008 , 01:16 AM

#289

boomshakalaka

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,462

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxu05

wat, i hope u go to jail

weight, wat?

04-11-2008 , 02:34 AM

#290

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by boomshakalaka

That is kinda weird, but I don't like your reaction

04-11-2008 , 02:46 AM

#291

MissT74

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,287

Seriously, take a female with you shopping. She will hook you up.

T

04-11-2008 , 02:50 AM

#292

thanksb

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,942

Ya, I'm going tomorrow...what stores should we hit up?

04-11-2008 , 03:00 AM

#293

fairplayJAY

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,355

lol

also... i was wondering whats your position on young guys dating miggle aged women as a serious relationship ...

lol

04-11-2008 , 03:31 AM

#294

Himself

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,448

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissT74

Seriously, take a female with you shopping. She will hook you up.

T

this works if you're totally clueless, but is in general very overrated. much better to take a gay guy with you, since they actually pay attention to fashion, unlike 85% of women.

04-11-2008 , 03:53 AM

#295

FulanoDeTal

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 550

During sex, do you enjoy when a guy puts his finger (gently) in your mouth for you to lick it?

What if i was fingering your pussy (and you were liking it), and then i put my finger in your mouth for you to lick it?

04-11-2008 , 04:43 AM

#296

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

Quote:

Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal

This is pretty weird but some girls actually tends to like this, in my experience.
My new girlfriend (before we had sex) licked my finger, I think it was to tease me and to show me that she did good blowjobs or w/e. (she did)

And also one of my ex's once took the hand I was fingering her with and put the fingers in her mouth licking them clean.

04-11-2008 , 09:08 AM

#297

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

And also one of my ex's once took the hand I was fingering her with and put the fingers in her mouth licking them clean.

Before we had sex our first time, my last gf took her own fingers, stuck them down there, and then put them in her mouth.. Y'know, just to make sure all was well down there.

She also liked it in da butt.

04-11-2008 , 09:10 AM

#298

higherkicker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,952

Quote:

Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

I love it when they do that

04-11-2008 , 09:43 AM

#299

pokerbobo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 14,432

Is it the estrogen that makes most of you nuts?

04-11-2008 , 11:10 AM

#300

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by fairplayJAY

lol

also... i was wondering whats your position on young guys dating miggle aged women as a serious relationship ...

lol

It depends your definition of young. I'm not someone to really judge relationships by age, obviously it has to be legal though. I figure once someone hits their 20's it doesn't really matter

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