pun intended i am quite sure

You know it!!

*high five*

this thread needed a bump and I have things to say about the Spot the tranny thread:

namely


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imo

That's pretty funny.

I'm not going back and reading that many posts. I'm a lazy interwebs poker player.

And other than showing you the photos my b/f took of his penis in my ass, I'm not really sure I can prove I'm pro-anal. I'm pretty sure those photos are verboten, no?

Don't worry, it is perfectly fine to PM pics of that caliber..

I volunteer to view them and confirm you are a girl

Wow, you're quite a trooper. But considering there are no faces, how you know if I was the inserter or the insertee? The only thing the pics would prove is that I'm possession of pornography.

Well you're a tease..I suppose that strengthens your "I'm a girl" argument.


I still think we should at least TRY..

Kristy


I claim first place for spotting this tranny first.

PM boob pics plz

omg 100th page

I can offer her a gentler, more understanding and nurturing pm experience imo

no me

Okay, but I just woke up, so try not to be your usual selves.

you sexy mo****in' ginger you!!!

well done, now ....

lose the top.

Boob pics need to go through me ldo

bawhahaha, sick shirt



wat? have another drink







the blond in the first row is why they invented duck tape

has this ever happened?

and if so, how would you describe the pain?

-heres a new mystery HB...
how does peing punched in teh box compare to being kicked in teh balls?

I've never been punched in the crotch, but I have slipped on a bike and also on weight lifting equipment and slammed into metal. It's excruciating. Is it worse than getting kicked in the balls? How the hell would I know, I don't have balls, but given the reactions I've seen I'd probably say it's close. It certainly causes nausea and an unwillingness to move out of the hunched and/or fetal position for a few minutes.

Legitimate questions that need answers:

How is it that when I try to use the "too tired" excuse for sex (when im genuinely tired no less) my girlfriend sees through my plan and punishes me by keeping me awake for a 2-hour pound-a-thon? 100% of the time. Do your mothers teach you this or was it Sex and the City?

When did all women get together and decide that a) they want their *******s licked, and b) they didn't want to lick my ******* in return. Is this me specific or is it for all guys worldwide? Was this also Sex and the City?

More of a statement this next one, but please provide commentary: Make your mind up - either you like hairy or you don't. Being quite manly myself I am well endowed with shirt-busting and pant-ballooning excellence in the hair department. I recall being 14 or 15 and the other guys in my grade being quite hair-free and the girls mentioning my hairiness being quite the turn on, and in fact achieved me quite the hoard of well wishers. As I got older this trend continued, the general hair == manly == turn on. However, once a relationship gets serious you women want nothing less than trims, waxes and shampooing. Come on, with hair comes pheromones, are you seriously willing to deny yourselves the awesome pleasure that is a man's ball smell on a 40degree (celsius, FU fairenheil-hitlers can google a conversion) Australian summer day?

Why do all your friends know every intricate detail about anything we've ever done together, including blue-prints to my reproductive system? This is self-explanatory, but comes with it three interlinked subquestions: i) why am I not allowed to tell even one close friend about that time I came in your belly button? ii) why was it wrong of me to feel up your friend in the pool last month when she visited from interstate? iii) do you feel more betrayed that she slept with me, or that she didn't give you a play-by-play?

Time to get this thread back on track and you girls to fess up some serious answers.

Can't answer #1 - If my b/f is tired, he gets to go to sleep. I can only recall one time I "forced" him to service me, and it certainly wasn't for 2 hours.

Other than rimming, I'll pretty much lick anywhere.

I guess I don't like a ton of hair, but I don't mind a normal amount. And I don't require him to trim (nor does he me). I have trimmed in the past and been with a guy who shaved his balls. Yeah, it did make oral sex a little easier, but not enough to make me insist on hairless genitalia.

Cheating with anyone unless you have an open relationship is a sh-itty thing to do. I don't kiss and tell usually, so can't address the rest of this one either. I might talk about things we've done, but not about every bump and hair on his junk.

uh ohhhhh.
your doing it wrong.

yay. we have another girl here. welcome to 4l.

this.

Will they rescind my girlz club membership?

I noticed you have the one dimple, is that natural or brother made? I have the same thing but my brothers gave it too me, crooked smiles FTW!!

Pretty sure anything I have is natural. :P