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05-14-2009 , 02:20 AM

#9626

Gizmo

Guest

Posts: n/a

Not necessarily. Depends on the chick.

05-14-2009 , 07:02 AM

#9627

djsnit

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 270

I am 4.5-5"

Everytime I meet a girl it never lasts....

Could this be so?

05-14-2009 , 07:08 AM

#9628

djsnit

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 270

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

lol at only 45% wish they were bigger

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

yes, also pretending like you can barely handle the D is good

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

QFMFT

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

how many beers to **** a woman who's a 10? a 7?

what about just making out or fondling?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

what do you think about when you masturbate?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobboufl11

if a hot guy's wearing tight pants do you check out the package?

Enough!

05-14-2009 , 07:10 AM

#9629

djsnit

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 270

OP...

This has to be the longest thread ever...

GJ-

05-14-2009 , 07:14 AM

#9630

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

get one of those 4'' penis enlarger things

then you'll be 8.5 - 9''

brag

05-14-2009 , 07:43 AM

#9631

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktec

i have other jeans also, just seemed to have found 2 pics with them on

Holy Spicoli!

05-14-2009 , 07:53 AM

#9632

djsnit

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 270

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

get one of those 4'' penis enlarger things

then you'll be 8.5 - 9''

brag

I actually meant it in a serious way.. though the joke is funy

05-14-2009 , 08:57 AM

#9633

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

try jelqing

05-14-2009 , 09:08 AM

#9634

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Holy Spicoli!

over/under on people who just outright get that reference in this forum has got to be like....4?

Spicoli
Obv answer is that you're a bad kisser...making out with 12-15 drunk girls and not taking ANY of them home is NOT just variance.

05-14-2009 , 09:24 AM

#9635

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

there is a lot of older 4lifers ... we just don't act that way

05-14-2009 , 09:29 AM

#9636

172424

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Posts: n/a

Yo I am tripping the **** out at life in general. Ha..I wish I could show you wtf I am taking about. But nope no can do.

Last edited by 172424; 05-14-2009 at 09:32 AM. Reason: Raise your glass pls to utterly random ****

05-14-2009 , 09:32 AM

#9637

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

pics of you tripping out?

05-14-2009 , 09:36 AM

#9638

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

does it involve self inspection with a mirror?

05-14-2009 , 09:39 AM

#9639

172424

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

does it involve self inspection with a mirror?

haha good one

a pic of me tripping out coming right up.

05-14-2009 , 09:41 AM

#9640

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktec

I dont get past making out with girls... Ive made out with like 12-15 girls in the past year (nearly with all while being at a club)

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

not so subtle barg itt

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktec

well it isnt a brag if u dont get it going on further... u dont get off from kissing a girl

The barg is obviously that he is admitted into clubs.

Here's a hint ktec: just tell them that you find that kissing becomes a much more pleasant experience when the penis is actually inside the vagina.

05-14-2009 , 09:42 AM

#9641

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

there is a lot of older 4lifers ... we just don't act that way

Speak for yourself unclean sir.

05-14-2009 , 09:48 AM

#9642

172424

Guest

Posts: n/a

Here's one of me tripping the **** out tonight. It's hard to tell I guess that I am because it's so dark. Sorry for that.

Now that I think of it tho, every pic of me includes me tripping out on life in gerneral.

But tonight especially!

05-14-2009 , 09:51 AM

#9643

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

that a girl!

05-14-2009 , 09:56 AM

#9644

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

over/under on people who just outright get that reference in this forum has got to be like....4?

ooo, I did! I did! My housemate made me watch that movie this past year.

05-14-2009 , 10:01 AM

#9645

172424

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

that a girl!

yep one that's tripping out and smiling. Lotsa sad stuff happened today but I managed to say goodbye happily to someone very dear to me that passed away in a way where I can actually ****ing smile this big. Some people are just that awesome.

He said goodbye to me too. I knew it when he died and I was not there.

Cry....smile...cry...smile....

And to think, the trippy **** did not even end there.

S'ok by me if whoevers reading this has no idea what I am talking about. Or if ya think I am nuts

Last edited by 172424; 05-14-2009 at 10:04 AM. Reason: weird post no?

05-14-2009 , 10:04 AM

#9646

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

i don't think you're nuts

but if you show me pics of your terts i'll show you my nuts

05-14-2009 , 10:06 AM

#9647

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

you're not nuts, you're a woman with a glorious rainbow of emotions!

05-14-2009 , 10:06 AM

#9648

172424

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

i don't think you're nuts

but if you show me pics of your terts i'll show you my nuts

hahah

05-14-2009 , 10:11 AM

#9649

172424

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

you're not nuts, you're a woman with a glorious rainbow of emotions!

So cute that post. True, also. I've also been accused of being intense and crazy like a bazillion times and I believe it's quite the biggest compliment a person can receive.

But enough about me. I'm being a little bit of an attention whore.

05-14-2009 , 10:33 AM

#9650

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I think you're nuts..but you're also hot. It balances out imo.

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