they are all tight in my experience

Okay so I didn't know where to post this story and I don't think it's cool enough to be thread worthy so here it is . . .

Last night my bf and I went to this local club called Fever or the feve. There was a really long line and everyone knows that 10 bucks to the bouncer can get you in so no one waits in line. This one time though since everyone was trying to jump the line the bouncers weren't taking bribes.

I know the bouncers though so I walked to the front anyway, a cute girl with bewbies gets denied even with a bribe right before I get up there to talk to the bouncer.

Behind me are a bunch of football players who always get in first and never bribe and never pay cover.

Anyway . . .

Me: Hey, how's it going?
Bouncer: Hey, come on in. (opens the back door, I don't have to pay cover)

Then to the football players trying to get in behind me "No, we're not letting anyone in right now."

I turn around and give the footballers a shocked face.

Brag: Got into a club for free before the VIP football players.
Beat: It was empty and it was the feve.
Variance: Dollar natty lights and dollar shots.

Pics?

If it was empty why was there a line?

lolz! good answer... gogogogo giz!

pics or gtfo

This is such a good question, it pretty much made no sense

No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

i usually call bj weak

"no need to warm it up cause its constantly lubed week"

but thats just me chicks are horny on the *** and want my "thors hammer"
and "pope Johne Pole III"

why is the singular version of the word rags blocked?

What if I'm sick of having A rag?

woah weird its if i say on the rag it gets blocked? someone edited my post! how dare they?

Chicks always get horny on the ***. Example.

being the hottest

mayo- believes "yes we can"

I had a sex worker come to talk to our human sexuality class....she was completing her PhD

More than 1

wuss

Always keep a line

Hai ladies. I think I'm spotting, how likely is this possibility?

very likely if you possess a vagina or a multi colored dog

taytay, will u marry me?

lol

hey Mat Mat, no, will u marry me?

Yes, and I'm sure they'll be glad about that when they're 45, single, and living in a house full of cats.

i used to have the hots for this chick down the street.... she had THE best ass in high school. I remember thinking i could never even dream that high. Now i tap ass like that at least once in a while and the amazing chick still lives down the street.....

.... you could build a barn on her ass now

Whatever, I'll have dogs!!

This is different, this is the hot girl who didn't know beauty can fade with age. She thought she could get by being a hot 17 year old for the rest of her life.

*insert witty remark about her living in manufactured housing here*

your old undertitle and avatar were better imo

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!