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Dick is just fine... some things you should not call it imo:

Dink
Willy
Dingaling
Weiner
Tallywaker
The Zipper Ripper
Wrinklebeast
Old Drizzly
Pope John Pole III
The Fleshy Winnebago
Thors Hammer
Hoodilly (this one I will allow if you are a funny guy)

04-17-2009 , 09:42 AM

#8553

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,704

i think ive only heard 4 of those before...lol

04-17-2009 , 10:29 AM

#8554

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

1 moar vod ka on the roacks pelase

04-17-2009 , 10:33 AM

#8555

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

Mayo should never be on fries. The only time mayo is ever in my mouth is when I am browsing 2+2 mobile and put my blackberry in my mouth to do something with my hands.

Please open my profile and then put your mobile in your mouth please.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, yeah baby, now look up at me....

04-17-2009 , 10:38 AM

#8556

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

on a scale of 1-10 how horny does the thought of me teaching you advanced mathematics in my leather underwear make you?

04-17-2009 , 10:39 AM

#8557

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

04-17-2009 , 10:40 AM

#8558

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

on a scale of 1-10 how horny does the thought of me teaching you advanced mathematics in my leather underwear make you?

0 if you are teaching me
2.5 if you are "teaching" me.

04-17-2009 , 10:40 AM

#8559

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

on a scale of 1-10 how horny does the thought of me teaching you advanced mathematics in my leather underwear make you?

8

ok 10

04-17-2009 , 10:42 AM

#8560

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

I wasn't asking you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

0 if you are teaching me
2.5 if you are "teaching" me.

I would support your breasts during difficult calculations.

Last edited by Tartufo; 04-17-2009 at 10:43 AM. Reason: at least DB is honest about this

04-17-2009 , 10:47 AM

#8561

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

33 + 36 = ... 69!!!

04-17-2009 , 10:49 AM

#8562

nsdjoe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,772

Women,

Am I wrong in expecting BJ week to be mandatory in long-term relationships?

04-17-2009 , 10:50 AM

#8563

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

I would support your breasts during difficult calculations.

But would there be punishment for wrong answers?

Also if you added lots of degrading comments about how I was dumb and the only way I will pass the class is if you can siimp, and that all I am good for is being a cum dumpster, and that I will have to let the science teacher do me too cause you lost a bet to him I might bump you up to a 3.

I wish there was money in porn screenplays... I think I could do well.

04-17-2009 , 10:52 AM

#8564

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsdjoe

Women,

Am I wrong in expecting BJ week to be mandatory in long-term relationships?

no as long as you are
a) making me come for real everytime we make sexytime.
b) going down
c) have an attractive peen.

04-17-2009 , 10:53 AM

#8565

JokersAttack

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,181

my peen is rugged=d

04-17-2009 , 10:53 AM

#8566

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

The university at which I currently teach discourages professors from using the word cum dumpster. However I don't have a grade improvement couch for nothing.

You should write a 4l pron screenplay.

04-17-2009 , 10:55 AM

#8567

nsdjoe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,772

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

no as long as you are
a) making me come for real everytime we make sexytime.
b) going down
c) have an attractive peen.

sweet i'm in

04-17-2009 , 11:01 AM

#8568

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Please open my profile and then put your mobile in your mouth please.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, yeah baby, now look up at me....

Can we get on with this please, I'm sitting here without trousers on.

And my coworkers will be back from lunch any minute now.

04-17-2009 , 11:04 AM

#8569

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Can we get on with this please, I'm sitting here without trousers on.

And my coworkers will be back from lunch any minute now.

Will they be surprised at all?

04-17-2009 , 11:10 AM

#8570

Sparki

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 678

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsdjoe

sweet i'm in

oh... sorry that was not really an offer.

04-17-2009 , 11:18 AM

#8571

nsdjoe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,772

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparki

oh... sorry that was not really an offer.

meh

04-17-2009 , 12:23 PM

#8572

Handwerpen

Guest

Posts: n/a

hey ladies

i'm meeting this girl i met in swiss in a bar tonight with a lot of the people who went skiing, anything you girls think i should do?

04-17-2009 , 12:25 PM

#8573

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

When talking to girls in a bar the main challenge is to determine the appropriate moment to change the subject to your peen and the fact that it would just fit into her anus.