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06-08-2014 , 09:26 AM
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My mate has a big problem with his penis at the moment and he can't seem to fix it. Seeing as I am a nice guy I said I would poast on here on his behalf.

Basically it leaks a lot during the night to the point where it is waking him up.

Because of this I'm tired literally all the time.

Any chance you guys can help?

Thanks a lot

Steve
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06-08-2014 , 10:06 AM
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Zip-tie a condom on it

A drop of crazy glue in the pee hole

Twin beds

Stop touching his leakage at night
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06-08-2014 , 10:09 AM
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try hitting it
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06-08-2014 , 10:24 AM
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Don't drink before going to bed. Don't jack off after drinking before going to bed.
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06-08-2014 , 10:45 AM
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06-08-2014 , 10:58 AM
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$26

http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Suspe...2237754&sr=8-1
>micro-polished catheters FTW!
[I wish they had understood this when they put my ass in ICU. Also change daily.]
>Grapefruit juice!

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>Twin beds
>Stop touching his leakage at night
LDO!

>Rubber Sheets
[No Vegetable/Canola Oil u kinky little boyz! You just don't want the mattresses 2 smell like New Yahk...]
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06-08-2014 , 01:11 PM
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Sex change operation
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06-08-2014 , 01:37 PM
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a penis is a beautiful thing to have. I would recommend he tries peeing just before bed. Also, if he likes to masturbate just before bed, I would recommend he tries peeing just after that.

If those things fails, I would try just getting used to it and make it a fetish that turns both of you on. Use this lemon as a way to make lemonade!
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06-08-2014 , 01:45 PM
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30 minutes in a hot oven
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06-08-2014 , 02:11 PM
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see a doc
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06-08-2014 , 02:20 PM
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look at that, only 11 posts to get the correct information you needed OP
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06-08-2014 , 05:24 PM
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You mean 10 posts?

Hot oven it is.

Thanks guys.
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06-08-2014 , 08:37 PM
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this. I'm amazed that he isn't OP.
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06-08-2014 , 10:15 PM
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this. I'm amazed that he isn't OP.
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06-08-2014 , 10:39 PM
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Too many penis threads imo. Come on mods 4l is getting hosed here.
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06-09-2014 , 04:24 PM
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How about hooking him up with a Rusty Trombone every now and then?
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07-16-2014 , 04:38 PM
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It happened again.

I tried sleeping with it tucked up the back but that feels no better.
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07-16-2014 , 05:18 PM
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It happened again.

I tried sleeping with it tucked up the back but that feels no better.


Like Silence of the Lambs tuck?
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07-16-2014 , 05:37 PM
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Cork? That way when you finally do piss, it will be like opening a bottle of champagne. Celebrations all round.
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07-16-2014 , 05:55 PM
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Cork? That way when you finally do piss, it will be like opening a bottle of champagne. Celebrations all round.
followed by amber liquid

or if you shake it, white?
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07-17-2014 , 02:04 PM
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Too many penis threads imo. Come on mods 4l is getting hosed here.
This iz ur karma for whining about my NON-penis threads!
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07-17-2014 , 03:24 PM
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Cork? That way when you finally do piss, it will be like opening a bottle of champagne. Celebrations all round.
Bwahahahahaha!
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07-17-2014 , 05:23 PM
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given that were talking about a really good mate I'd suggest you adopt his leaking behavior and with only a bit of imagination the two of you will find the perfect sleeping position with flawless circulation.
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07-18-2014 , 02:25 AM
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or if you shake it, white?
When I shake, it shakes white.

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given that were talking about a really good mate I'd suggest you adopt his leaking behavior and with only a bit of imagination the two of you will find the perfect sleeping position with flawless circulation.
Yes, we have tried the 'Circle of Life', but I just find I become very ill.
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