No. Just not married but with the same girl for a considerable amount of time.

I'm already familiar with your technique as I'm friends with a lot of strippers and it is the modus operandi of most of their boyfriends. I don't particularly like the idea of dating a girl with issues though so I have no use for a refresher course. If you'd like some basic English lessons though I'd be happy to supply those. You really should master heterographs if you don't want to come off as an uneducated dolt.

[ ] bogan understands more than 20% of this reply.

"stripper"
"girl"
"issues"

LOL HENRY'S DATING A STRIPPER WITH ISSUES

So you would prefer to be the one that is being controlled non stop and not allowed to do as he wants. Its ok ive seen your types before, you go work your 9-5 then come home and have meaningless conversation for 30 mins before you sit in the corner of your room wondering why life cant have just a bit more excitment.

What sort of job does your "long term partner" have, im going to guess some mid level office job that slowly kills her inside each day? Believes she is to strong to want to be married and "controlled". In her early to mid 30's im guessing with no kids?

At least the girls with issues know how to live and understand a bit about life. They are a lot more fun to spend time with then the types of girls you go for.

And wow come into 4life use your big words and feed your own ego with your self serving pretentious bs. You probably dont even believe a word you are typing

WTF is a heterograph

That you see this as a dichotomy between controlling or being controlled just indicates to me that you have never had a quality women.

I'm not sure how to respond to the boring life aspect. Yeah I sure wish my life had more excitement and fun.

She owns a business.

Hetrography, better known as the study and production of non gay charts and graphs, was first developed by mathematicians in Soviet Russia to deal with the the rampant homophobia displayed by the Communist regime. Focussed on reducing the bells and whistles of a chart or graph to an absolute minimum, it relies on straight lines, simple colours, and cheap paper.

Bright colours, 3D effects, bent lines and expensive glossy paper are usually associated with homography, or the study and production of gay charts and graphs - something which has now become mainstream and acceptable, but at one point could get you killed or imprisoned amongst the more extreme mathematical departments.

So she is more successful then you would you say, does this make you bitter?

You come into 4life and post absolute bs that you clearly don't believe and try to use big words to make yourself feel special. We already have Tart, we don't need a boring nitty unfunny and boring version of him

oh yea and

Yes very. I haven't had a job since the 90s. It has been rough and now my much younger GF owns her own business. You can't imagine what that does to someone's self-esteem.

I actually believe everything I have said and I actually have the experience to support my claims. I posted in this topic because I thought OP was sincerely looking to fix a ****ty situation. If he takes my advice and keeps with it for the long run in a few months he'll have a wife that is sexually alive again and he will be happy.

So you use these big words to cover up how much you have failed in life? How does it feel to have such an ego and yet not succeeded in any field. You are 40+ and have spent the last 16 years living off someone else it must be nice right?

Hell i havnt worked full time over a long period for the last 3 years yet ive still been able to support myself and my woman. Must be hard for guys like you who think they are gods gift and oh so smart to fail at life.

This is 4life, the op is looking to A Troll and B Get off steam bout his fat misses. You're advice was self serving bs. The only advice he needs to follow is mine as know one knows more then i do.

Maybe back in your day things were different on how you should control a woman but this is my day son, a new day a new game.

It is horrible. I drink every day.

I can't see how you perceive this as self-serving but whatever. If OP actually wasn't looking for legitimate advice then my apologies but I believe he was as he certainly seemed to be receptive to it.

So how does a man who feels horrible about his own life give others advice on there own?

I don't know. How does someone so clueless that he doesn't realize the other person is ****ing with him purport to give people advice?

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Also before I forget good work chok1 on the flowers and kayaking.

How is someone who took "horrible" literally still posting?

C'mon Henry. It's just the weigh-in.

Bogan can't read or write, Henry is boring and denying his gayness.

I'll lay your bets folks.

Sometimes the best psychiatrists are bat-**** crazy

My clues are right on where they should be. Why the need to answer a question with another, just answer the dam question.

You are giving oh so srs advice but fail at life yourself, how does this work? Was makinmanies your gimmick

BELOW THE BELT!!

I guess you are right. How much would life-coaching from a smart guy like you run me?

I am not smart. I am wise. There is a difference, you understand this right?

Going rate is bout $350 a hour

does that include a dose of crack to get things going?

I find crack helps you understand the world better.

Yes. Is this one on the house though because $350/hour is pretty steep? Still given my life maybe it is worth it. What do you think you can do for me with an hour?

With in a hour i could teach you the proper way to manipulate a woman so that she will do exactly as she is ment to