this was just fantastic.

qft. I also suspect the monkey never actually went into the fishtank. Scame. Still, great thread.

Me too.

Pawn, bump your play with toys thread and add to it some

I wonder if my monthly bandwidth allowance has been reset... I have been procrastinating on riding the bike.

Indeed. My second guess btw was that OP somehow received a large quantity of semen in the mail.

la la la bling blang bloaw! (playing pokers). *thump* wait, wtf was that noise?!?




turns out your standard stars monkey is smarter than the average bear and saw my retaliation coming


after expertly performing cpr i couldn't resist but to forgive those precious, beady little eyes


so we went outside and swung on the tire swing




we played the drums




got high with Towlie




which made us think getting some ballin tats would be a good idea




then we decided to study up




especially this chapter (semi-NSFW)




which led to




which led to (definitely NSFW)












just as we were about to pass out afterward, we were startled by an incoming message:

to Canada!

i hope u know the monkey is going to sex Kristy or at least try to.

Damn, after your update i went to vote 5*'s and it said i cant vote it again. I wanna vote AGAIN!

Awesome thread.

how would this be anything but a win? all the monkey's actions must be documented with photographic evidence while in canada imo

I thought OP was balla and got his realdoll delivered.

well in that case i hope the monkey motorboats emmmmmmmmmm.

lol, just saw this. madd epic imo

send the monkey to virginia next! i'll take pictures of us eating chipotle burritos!

Ship him to Newport, I will take pictures of monkey with hot women in my blue box...

sweet monkey jebus ... gl and don't get too drunk ericishungry monkey!

I wonder how many places the monkey could be sent around to before someone stole him...

Those monkeys are awesome!

send it to germany!

This had me roflmao.

send the monkey to hong kong. asian chicks here are mighty fine; me and monkey could have some real fun

I fully support sending the monkey all over the place and I leave it up to emmemere where it goes next. Three rules:

1. obv must take awesome pictures with said monkey and post itt
2. every 2p2er that comes in contact with monkey must sign, er tattoo, the shirt
3. if you try to steal the monkey she will make christmas ornaments out of your testicles, so i advise against it

awsome thread. this monkey has potential to become the next travelocity gnome

ps. op looks like mayo, sorry

I was kind of hoping for a russian mail order bride thing but then I got something awesome instead.

Does the monkey have a name?

thread is a great idea imo

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