My soulmate came in the mail today
09-11-2009
, 12:02 PM
09-11-2009
, 12:39 PM
09-15-2009
, 11:29 AM
ZOMG!
09-15-2009
, 12:00 PM
09-15-2009
, 12:09 PM
09-15-2009
, 12:18 PM
09-15-2009
, 12:27 PM
apparently she found her monkey mate!
and got wasted with him+the dog
and got wasted with him+the dog
Last edited by skillgambler; 09-15-2009 at 12:27 PM.
Reason: gonna put them to bed for a while
09-15-2009
, 12:59 PM
09-15-2009
, 01:54 PM
Quote:
>Dearest Support,
>
>As you can imagine, being a poker player can be quite a solitary and lonely
>experience. With that in mind, I was excited to see that for the bargain
>price of only 1000 fpps I could have my very own primate companion shipped
>to my door. After a few hours of pure bliss, things took a turn for the
>worse. Please see this for details:
>http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...-today-525029/
>
>I know that Stars has a reputation for their outstanding customer service
>and stand behind its product, so could you please explain to me why I
>happened to receive an apparently defective companion monkey? Are these
>unfaithful and violent behavioral issues common?
>
>As noted in the post, I have a Stars donkey on the way and hopefully it will
>live up to expectation. What is your advice in regards to ensuring I have
>the best experience possible?
>
>All the best,
>Eric
Hello Eric,
Thank you for your email.
OH MY GOD, we are shocked! All the monkeys go to the BEST schools and get
very good education, such behavior is unprecedented and entirely
unacceptable. Perhaps it was caused by the long transportation process, it
sometimes make people.. and monkeys to ...am, drink.. and rape Cartmans. Maybe?
We sincerely hope and believe that this money was an exception and the rest
of the PokerStars monkeys will show excellence in their behavior! We do
recommend you to love your money no matter how he behaves, because love does
wonders... and, am, try not to give the little guy any alcohol...
If you will face any problems, please let us know, we have a team of
'super-nannies', who will then advise you further. Good luck!
Best Regards,
Tarvi R
PokerStars Support Team
>
>As you can imagine, being a poker player can be quite a solitary and lonely
>experience. With that in mind, I was excited to see that for the bargain
>price of only 1000 fpps I could have my very own primate companion shipped
>to my door. After a few hours of pure bliss, things took a turn for the
>worse. Please see this for details:
>http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...-today-525029/
>
>I know that Stars has a reputation for their outstanding customer service
>and stand behind its product, so could you please explain to me why I
>happened to receive an apparently defective companion monkey? Are these
>unfaithful and violent behavioral issues common?
>
>As noted in the post, I have a Stars donkey on the way and hopefully it will
>live up to expectation. What is your advice in regards to ensuring I have
>the best experience possible?
>
>All the best,
>Eric
Hello Eric,
Thank you for your email.
OH MY GOD, we are shocked! All the monkeys go to the BEST schools and get
very good education, such behavior is unprecedented and entirely
unacceptable. Perhaps it was caused by the long transportation process, it
sometimes make people.. and monkeys to ...am, drink.. and rape Cartmans. Maybe?
We sincerely hope and believe that this money was an exception and the rest
of the PokerStars monkeys will show excellence in their behavior! We do
recommend you to love your money no matter how he behaves, because love does
wonders... and, am, try not to give the little guy any alcohol...
If you will face any problems, please let us know, we have a team of
'super-nannies', who will then advise you further. Good luck!
Best Regards,
Tarvi R
PokerStars Support Team
09-15-2009
, 01:58 PM
09-15-2009
, 03:14 PM
09-15-2009
, 03:42 PM
09-15-2009
, 04:53 PM
Erica That stoned ass dog.
09-26-2009
, 04:46 PM
09-26-2009
, 04:47 PM
09-26-2009
, 04:48 PM