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07-04-2009 , 03:17 AM
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we celebrated her arrival with some drinks


hung out with Thomas Jefferson


rode a t-rex


did some pushups


played some hoops


i left for a bit so run some errands and when i get back find the bitch cheating on me with cartman


so i tried


and got bitch-slapped in return


which left me no choice...


but to send her to sleep with the fishes


seeing as how pokerstars ships monkeys that are cheating whores, i've placed an order for a donkey instead. hopefully it will be a match made in heaven.
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07-04-2009 , 03:17 AM
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frist?
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07-04-2009 , 03:19 AM
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you weave a tragic tale btw....
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07-04-2009 , 03:20 AM
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u r funny
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07-04-2009 , 03:21 AM
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u bastard killing monkeys is wrong. u should just killed Cartman.
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07-04-2009 , 03:25 AM
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my monkey is pretty faithful afaik. i also have the same nerf hoop.

brother?
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07-04-2009 , 03:29 AM
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u bastard killing monkeys is wrong. u should just killed Cartman.
this...op clearly planned on secksin the monkey and cartman couldn't keep his d*** in his pants for 5 minutes. bros before hoes
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07-04-2009 , 03:33 AM
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i thought this was going to be about mail order brides
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07-04-2009 , 03:42 AM
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I approve of this thread.
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07-04-2009 , 03:46 AM
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07-04-2009 , 04:05 AM
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i lold, 5stars
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07-04-2009 , 04:19 AM
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07-04-2009 , 04:21 AM
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did you SIIHP?
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07-04-2009 , 04:39 AM
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07-04-2009 , 04:45 AM
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i am disappointed ... and i know i speak for tart as well when i say

i expected this to be about a fleshlight
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not a beat when you consume it in the quantity that i do

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07-04-2009 , 04:51 AM
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07-04-2009 , 07:34 AM
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I WANNA PARTY WITH LEP
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07-04-2009 , 07:49 AM
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i am disappointed ... and i know i speak for tart as well when i say

i expected this to be about a fleshlight
ffs i was just about to say this
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07-04-2009 , 08:19 AM
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THIS STORY IS FAKE!!! THAT IS A STUFFED MONKEY!!!
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07-04-2009 , 08:42 AM
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clearly should have spanked your monkey
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07-04-2009 , 08:45 AM
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I too expected it to be a fleshlight. LOL
Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 07-04-2009 at 08:46 AM. Reason: It is the Crown Royal that is not fit to drink in my view.
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07-04-2009 , 09:04 AM
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cool thread!
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07-04-2009 , 09:05 AM
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this makes me want to get my own monkey
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07-04-2009 , 10:09 AM
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Quote:
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THIS STORY IS FAKE!!! THAT IS A STUFFED MONKEY!!!
Confirmed, I looked closer and the monkey isn't even real

edit: beginning to have my suspicions about the T-rex too
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