we celebrated her arrival with some drinks
hung out with Thomas Jefferson
rode a t-rex
did some pushups
played some hoops
i left for a bit so run some errands and when i get back find the bitch cheating on me with cartman
so i tried
and got bitch-slapped in return
which left me no choice...
but to send her to sleep with the fishes
seeing as how pokerstars ships monkeys that are cheating whores, i've placed an order for a donkey instead. hopefully it will be a match made in heaven.