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Having Cash doesn't always help. I just drove thru Canada a few weeks ago to get to Alaska, and had a chick in BC not accept a 10 dollar american bill cause she thought it was a fake lol

Just draw some ducks or some **** on it and she'll except it.

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01-13-2010 , 06:40 AM

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Donkenstein

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

Just draw some ducks or some **** on it and she'll except it.

Thats one of the things that screwed me, buddy that was driving up with me said to the already suspicous chick "you have that special pen, use the pen on it" to which I cringed cause I knew a pen designed to root out CANADIAN MONEY fakes isn't gonna have a good reaction to an american bill. So he got to pay for my food for opening his mouth and for still having some of those funky 2 dollar coins on him.

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01-13-2010 , 06:42 AM

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plubius

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Do the royal Canadian mounted police have sirens attached to the horse's saddle?

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01-13-2010 , 06:52 AM

#29

Donkenstein

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please, the mounties have totally adapted to the 21st century, they no no longer ride horses, see

Last edited by Donkenstein; 01-13-2010 at 06:53 AM. Reason: HA HA! Candians!

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01-13-2010 , 06:58 AM

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Parole Officer

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In a related note, I hate people who pay tolls and aren't prepared, holding up the line.

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01-13-2010 , 06:59 AM

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Donkenstein

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Giantbrowneye-

How much **** did they give you when you crossed over from Canada to the US? Cause back in the day when I was a kid in Vermont getting into Canada with a car load of 18 year olds to get wasted was a matter of just saying we were going to go skiing. Now we had to get out and go inside and they asked us a bunch of questions, then split us up and asked question seperately to compare our answers. Whole thing took like 35-45 minutes. To get back into the US took about 2 and we didn't even have to get out of the car.

Full body cavity search or did they just wave you thru cause your Canadian and therefore harmless?

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01-13-2010 , 07:22 AM

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rmthawk64

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Fitting undertitle iyam

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01-13-2010 , 07:29 AM

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Quagmyer

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i use my bank card almost everywhere as well. much more conveniant usually... but also i keep 20 in my wallet for any situation like this that may arrive.

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01-13-2010 , 07:30 AM

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Kevroc

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Originally Posted by Quagmyer

i use my bank card almost everywhere as well. much more conveniant usually... but also i keep 20 in my wallet for any situation like this that may arrive.

I keep a d20 just in case I need to make a saving throw.

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01-13-2010 , 07:32 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I keep a d20 just in case I need to make a saving throw.

lol. I always remember the Futurama episode where they meet the creator of D&D...

"It's a... *rolls d20*...pleasure to meet you!"

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01-13-2010 , 07:39 AM

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-chopper-

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

lol. I always remember the Futurama episode where they meet the creator of D&D...

"It's a... *rolls d20*...pleasure to meet you!"

lol i always remember that... ur a nerd

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01-13-2010 , 07:40 AM

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emmemere

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Originally Posted by Donkenstein

I found it a lot harder going into the States then Canada, this last time back she waved me through before i even found my passport

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01-13-2010 , 07:52 AM

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Kevroc

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Originally Posted by emmemere

I found it a lot harder going into the States then Canada, this last time back she waved me through before i even found my passport

Thats ridiculous, do you how much C4 you could have had in your breastesses?

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01-13-2010 , 09:32 AM

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Donkenstein

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

lol. I always remember the Futurama episode where they meet the creator of D&D...

"It's a... *rolls d20*...pleasure to meet you!"

Gary Gygax RIP good sir

Last edited by Donkenstein; 01-13-2010 at 09:33 AM. Reason: JESUS SAVES! The rest of you take damage!

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01-13-2010 , 09:35 AM

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Donkenstein

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

Thats ridiculous, do you how much C4 you could have had inbetween your breastesses?

C4 is what I call my peen fyi

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01-13-2010 , 09:36 AM

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Pawntificator

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I used to be cool with Canada until they strip searched me and took three measly pinners. But I shall have the last laugh. lol

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01-13-2010 , 09:39 AM

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Donkenstein

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I used to be cool with Canada until they strip searched me and took three measly pinners. But I shall have the last laugh. lol

Cause next time you will have them jammed up your butt and make them fish it out?

Last edited by Donkenstein; 01-13-2010 at 09:40 AM. Reason: shrimping for weed in Pawn's rectum

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01-13-2010 , 09:41 AM

#43

Pawntificator

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Because next time I'll only have my bank card and they won't be able to take all my cash and send me home.

Last edited by Pawntificator; 01-13-2010 at 09:45 AM. Reason: and they probably just split the money and the weed

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01-13-2010 , 09:47 AM

#44

TheCanoe

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,671

good TR, but I like GigantoWalleye better

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01-13-2010 , 10:38 AM

#45

Soulman

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,644

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I keep a d20 just in case I need to make a saving throw.

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Originally Posted by -chopper-

lol i always remember that... ur a nerd

You say that like it's a bad thing

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01-13-2010 , 08:21 PM

#46

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,542

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Originally Posted by Donkenstein

Having Cash doesn't always help. I just drove thru Canada a few weeks ago to get to Alaska, and had a chick in BC not accept a 10 dollar american bill cause she thought it was a fake lol

thats cause it didn't look like monopoly money

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Originally Posted by -chopper-

ur good at tr's tho

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Originally Posted by plubius

Do the royal Canadian mounted police have sirens attached to the horse's saddle?

yes, true story

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I used to be cool with Canada until they strip searched me and took three measly pinners. But I shall have the last laugh. lol

I got questioned by 3 different people going in and had my car searched, but didn't get strip searched

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

good TR, but I like GigantoWalleye better

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01-13-2010 , 08:28 PM

#47

allinontheturn

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Should have stopped in Manistique.

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01-13-2010 , 08:32 PM

#48

BurningSquirrel

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so you can't bribe cops with cards?

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01-13-2010 , 08:34 PM

#49

fuluck

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tell kristy i am coming to canaduh at the end of the month

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01-13-2010 , 08:44 PM

#50

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,542

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Should have stopped in Manistique.

iknow.jpg I drove right through it.

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