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Thread savers obv the other pic was of Ashley Judd which kinda resembles the kids mom, but the kids mom has a more banging bod with a thicker ass and nice terts. Theres a picture in their house of her holding my friend when hes like 4 years old and mang was she smoking hot back then.

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07-28-2010 , 12:13 AM

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wannabebetter

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Haven't read yet-ish. Pm me name and address of said hot mom and I willl be happy to evaluate the situation for you. It would be helpful if you knew if said hot mom is into carpenter types who are going back to school. Meh, it doesn't matter, just give me her address and I'll test her out for you. I promise I'll give her back. Ok I don't promise you'll get any action. But I promise you'll be able to still take pics. Ok I don't promise that either. What I do promise is this:

Spoiler:

Last edited by wannabebetter; 07-28-2010 at 12:14 AM. Reason: But seriously.

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07-28-2010 , 12:18 AM

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Gandolfandiari

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

i think this is a brazzers plot

+1.....Lisa Ann is milftastic

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07-28-2010 , 12:36 AM

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sofocused978

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stop by someday when your friends not around, say you wanted to see how she was healing then siihp

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07-28-2010 , 12:37 AM

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RHFiend

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You should ask her if she wants to play Madden 05.

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07-28-2010 , 12:44 AM

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wiggler

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Last edited by wiggler; 07-28-2010 at 12:44 AM. Reason: Hi Donny

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07-28-2010 , 12:46 AM

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JustASpectator

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

I already thought about it and how i would just show up. My other really good friend lives across the street from her house. So i was thinking maybe when i go to the kids house that lives across the street i arrive like 1 hour early. I then ring her doorbelland say hes not home yet and tell her that im supposed to meet said kid which she knows. And instead i just walk in there and chat her up a bit and see what happens.

Pretty good start. Somehow you'll want to convey to her that you are available to suit her needs however she sees fit.

Oh, and FFS, if coitus does actually take place, make sure to last a long time. She doesn't want a quickie.

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07-28-2010 , 12:49 AM

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JustASpectator

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Also, wear one of these shirts:

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/cougar+lover+tshirts

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07-28-2010 , 01:40 AM

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DrakeWalls

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tell her u hurt your penis. then she'll rub it for u. works everytime

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07-28-2010 , 03:20 AM

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D3v0id

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.

Anyone bother to go past here? If you did is it worth reading further?

Meh NVM.

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07-28-2010 , 03:30 AM

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Fermion5

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Ask her if she saw that National Geographic show on cougars.

ahaha

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07-28-2010 , 04:12 AM

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Jimmy Chitwood

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jimmy likes milfs

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07-28-2010 , 05:49 AM

#38

brooklynsfinest

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

i think this is a brazzers plot

/thread

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07-28-2010 , 06:17 AM

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MadeLiefje

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.

i dont like your tone young man

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07-28-2010 , 06:26 AM

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Quagmyer

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brazzers blows.

my friends hot mom is def a porn title tho, I believe ive watched a couple with that name

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07-28-2010 , 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.
A few days ago i went by my friends house, who is back in town from school for the summer. So i walk into his house to hang out and pick up my 20 bucks.

Before i go downstairs i talk to his mom who was sitting in the living room with a cast thing on her foot. She tells me she just had surgery and i talk to her about school and so forth.
I call her by her 1st name not Mrs whatever the ****. She gets up to walk with her crutch. I tell her that she still looks like shes in good shape. Which she replies with Thank You with a hot sexy smile. She is hot though for a mom i would insta ship it.

So im still talking to her. Then im about to walk downstairs to her son. And she says you can come here anytime you want if you want to talk. Is this an open invitation to go there and sex her? Her kid is gonna be gone once school starts. Do i just show up and say i forgot my basketball or something?

His Mom is also divorced with no B/F, she seems like a total freak and seems she needs some company since her son is gone for school when that occurs

Wait, so there are these two possible results if you go over -

a) It turns out that she does not want to have sex with you at all. She tells her son what a freak you are - end of friendship.
b) She does have sex with you, and as soon as her son finds out (which he inevitably will) - end of friendship.

So I guess all you need to decide is if you give a damn about that friendship. If no - then have fun with the MYLF.

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07-28-2010 , 07:00 AM

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Jolt

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

I call her by her 1st name not Mrs whatever the ****.

Shoulda called her Mrs **** women like a bit of trash talk.

Last edited by Jolt; 07-28-2010 at 07:01 AM. Reason: OP in friend-of-son zone now, game over.

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07-28-2010 , 08:03 AM

#43

mhh

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Lisa Ann is one of my favourite pornstars but she has weird boobs

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07-28-2010 , 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.

stopped here

if you dont have pics, dont make the thread

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07-28-2010 , 08:24 AM

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Keenan

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.

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07-28-2010 , 08:59 AM

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JustJ46671

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some hot moms have kids that post in 4L
careful who you start pokin with that nasty little thing of yours, OP

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07-28-2010 , 09:27 AM

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Glo4ming

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

i think this is a brazzers plot

+1

yougonnagetraped.jpg

post some pics ffs

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07-28-2010 , 10:09 AM

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therealballa

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sex her ftw!!!!

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07-28-2010 , 11:55 AM

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PokerMan27o

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do de do do do do do de do
here's to you mrs robinson...

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07-28-2010 , 12:09 PM

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ryanz5760

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have sex with mom
jizzle all over moms face
rinse and repeat

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