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07-28-2010 , 06:41 PM

#51

SmoothLikeDat

adept

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 831

dude that chick is a pornstar

nice level

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07-28-2010 , 07:14 PM

#52

sickreadhachem

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 696

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Originally Posted by Quagmyer

brazzers blows.
my friends hot mom is def a porn title tho, I believe ive watched a couple with that name

Brazzers blows? I think it rocks so why do you say that?

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07-28-2010 , 07:21 PM

#53

GTBMuckface

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 10,671

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Originally Posted by SmoothLikeDat

dude that chick is a pornstar

nice level

NO WAI

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07-28-2010 , 07:26 PM

#54

Bumbaclat

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,909

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Originally Posted by BartJ385

b) She does have sex with you, and as soon as her son finds out (which he inevitably will) - end of friendship.

I think this would really easy to keep under wraps indefinitely.

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07-28-2010 , 07:33 PM

#55

ShrimpBucket

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 261

ship it in anytime you have a chance when you can. when you get older you'll be pissed you didn't.

she already said come over any time, so you don't need an excuse. Just stop in and say, hey, I thought I'd see how you are feeling, can I get you anything?

fap pre if you can't make it long. Mention a stiff neck and maybe you'll get a starter rub to close the gap... that's always the awkward part, but if you can touch or get touched it's on.

don't be too freaky, let her do the move, if she's touching you, you're in.

TR, when done, make sure you let her know it was the best ever - get her thinking about next time.

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07-28-2010 , 07:42 PM

#56

AlainDeloin

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,009

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

1st id like to start it off by saying i have no ****ing pics of my friends mom.

1st,i'd like to say i stopped reading here.

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07-28-2010 , 08:15 PM

#57

ShrimpBucket

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 261

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07-28-2010 , 08:41 PM

#58

DRUNKCOWBOY

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 269

4 pages and no pics. Isn't there a rule against not posting pics when bringing a hot female (or any female) in the topic?

Ban imo

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07-28-2010 , 09:31 PM

#59

juscre

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 37

You better get up a TR with pics after you go around there and towel her up....I will be here waiting.

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07-28-2010 , 10:43 PM

#60

Donny Cam

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 336

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Originally Posted by ShrimpBucket

Im definentely gonna go back to my friends house as soon as hes gone for school again. I wont make the move 1st ill have her do something. I can drop this line.........i come in there blah blah we talk she knows i play poker so ill be like its so stressful etc. Ill say i go to the gym to relieve the bs i have to face on the computer on a daily basis lol.

Im sure ill be at the kids house a few more times before he leaves so ill talk to his mom some more and see if this can be possible to sex her

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07-28-2010 , 11:11 PM

#61

Stoneflip

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,370

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Originally Posted by sickreadhachem

Brazzers blows? I think it rocks so why do you say that?

yeah im curious about this too

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07-29-2010 , 12:56 AM

#62

DonkeyFocker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,191

pics of friend's mom already.

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07-29-2010 , 01:03 AM

#63

bbv4deth

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 109

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Originally Posted by DRUNKCOWBOY

4 pages and no pics.

confirmed noob.

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07-29-2010 , 03:23 AM

#64

fraabru

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 720

how long before the cast comes off?

best to attack cougars when mobility is limited imo...

and that is the angle i would play...

Oh Mrs (and its much hotter to call her mrs imo) i thought you might need some help cuzn you can't get around good...

anything i can help you out with around the house?

i would open with mucking the gutters... (not sure if i would tbh... but i like the term mucking the gutters)

just start sweating... she will go in heat...

then its homemade lemonade on a tray and 4 orgasms a day...

go read a widow for one year by john irving... for some young man/milf romance inspiration...

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07-29-2010 , 03:32 AM

#65

AngerPush

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 32,050

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Originally Posted by DRUNKCOWBOY

4 pages and no pics. Isn't there a rule against not posting pics when bringing a hot female (or any female) in the topic?

Ban imo

you're doing it wrong

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07-29-2010 , 03:36 AM

#66

prodonkey

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

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Originally Posted by ShrimpBucket

I'd hit it

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07-29-2010 , 03:42 AM

#67

coolnout

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Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 12,430

u have about a .001% chance of hitting that.

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07-29-2010 , 05:01 AM

#68

mad_mardigan

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,334

Wait a second....OP ur leveling us all right?

There's 60+ posts in this sh**ty thread and

Not
1
F**king
Pic?!?!

Last edited by mad_mardigan; 07-29-2010 at 05:02 AM. Reason: some washed up porno slut doesnt count

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07-29-2010 , 10:02 AM

#69

ShrimpBucket

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 261

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Originally Posted by mad_mardigan

Wait a second....OP ur leveling us all right?

There's 60+ posts in this sh**ty thread and

Not
1
F**king
Pic?!?!

maybe it's his mom...

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07-29-2010 , 10:56 AM

#70

SpaceBound21

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 233

If its his mom then we should have pics....

Since hes not going to be doing this for a while we should turn this thread into 5 star milf thread posting this on my ipod so cant post any atm.

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07-29-2010 , 04:12 PM

#71

SatanBunny

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 253

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Originally Posted by Donny Cam

I already thought about it and how i would just show up. My other really good friend lives across the street from her house. So i was thinking maybe when i go to the kids house that lives across the street i arrive like 1 hour early. I then ring her doorbelland say hes not home yet and tell her that im supposed to meet said kid which she knows. And instead i just walk in there and chat her up a bit and see what happens.

How 'bout NOT making an excuse!!
She might believe the excuse, you do NOT want that.