* Mother in laws house.

* Rapidly sketchifying area of city.

* Girl comes in, says "uh, you better come see this..."

* Trashcan out back: about 20 bottles of unopened liquor. Nothing ultra-awesome, but there were four bottles of The Balvenie 12 Year doublewood scotch, in the tube... I'm a scotch drinker, so this was basically free money for me.



The Clan MacGregor scotch, we can use as starter for campfires, or whatever.

The last thing I want is to be drinking up evidence from a robbery or burglary, etc, but if someones wife 'quit drinking for them', horray for us (which is unlikely, as one of the boxes was the original shipping carton for the Balvenie; I don't know too many private parties who buy that by the case...)

Opinions heard, very few actually listened to, most will be mocked, but greatly appreciated.

Sure it is not your mother-in-law hiding her own stash?

Don't look a gift trashcan full of booze in the mouth.

In before Christopher Walken's henchman slashes your palm with a knife.

you only took the scotch...?

trash digger.

Your mother in law being a drunk bodes well for you. Do you see why?

Took it all.

4: The Balvenie Doublewood 12 Year Old Single Malt
3: Clan MacGregor Piss In A Bottle Scotch
2: Hendricks Gin
4: Frangelico Hazelnut Liquer
4: Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum
1: Reyka Vodka

The liklihood of this being hers is 0.000...%

Your mother in law not being a drunk does not bode well for you.

Try drinking it.

I hope you drank it all.... You know, to get rid of the evidence.

OP,

Is your wife cute?

Give it to poor children.

lol




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