better yet a move ?

If it's a good enough book they will make a movie from it.

One time I was drinking in Waikiki and at the end of the night I went out to find my moped was stolen. So I call the cops drunk off my ass, and halfway through giving my report the cop points to a moped and asks 'is that it?' It was. In my drunken stupor I forgot that I moved it when I went to get smokes. Instead of arresting me he just called me an ******* and then I drove home. It wasn't that embarrassing until the next day though. Not the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to me but I'm not telling that. It's embarrassing enough to have been driving a moped.

that IS a pretty great story though.

I was about 7 at the time. My aunt and uncle would have wkends where my sister, cousin, and I went to her house to play uno and occasionally other games for candy with their two kids.

After we played for hrs it was time to go to bed. Not sure how familiar you guys are with kid pajamas, but the pants are made of this really thin elastic fabric. For some reason I could not sleep that night, perhaps because they were drunk and a bit loud. I woke up and went in the front and my aunt was in tears looking at my pants laughing. Infact, the entire room was was roaring with laughter. When I turned to talk to someone they stopped laughing and looked apprehensive.

Eventually, I went back to bed confused. I couldnt understand wtf were laughing at so hard. It wasnt till about 13 (puberty) when I realized they were laughing at my miniature uncontrollable boner poking through my spiderman pajamas :/

This one is meh compared to another one I can tell, but I'd have to make a gimmick account and im not sure of 4L mods policies so w/e.

I've had the same Katy Perry song on repeat for 14 hours. Also my exes mom saw me nailing her.

pics or it didnt happen

Shouldve asked her to join

Pics of the battle for Helm's Deep?

When I was in Little League I lead off the inning with a single. I really had to pee, but I didn't say anything. By the time I got to 3rd and there were a couple outs it seemed like I'd been on the field forever ... I just couldn't take it anymore. I told our 3rd base coach I had to go. He told me to hold it. But I said "I reaaaaly need to go." By the time he got the home plate umpire's attention to call time out I had pissed all over myself

- embarrassment points for being young
+ embarrassment points for it being basically in front of my entire social network
+ embarrassment points for having to ride home with pants full of piss with my dad who came to the game

Hilt deep at Helms deep. With your sister. My names joe dirt people call me joe dirt. This thread is making me depraved. I wish I had a sister.

Sounds like you could have used a pinch hitter. Pinch pincher? I don't know.

lol wat?

Riding a moped is like banging a fat girl, fun until your mates find out

What do you know about such things?

Things are different in hawaii. You would think otherwise if you were stuck in traffic as I zipped by. And that other thought would be 'damn you rebel.'

Had a boner in spanish class freshman year. everyone saw it.

Put some pants on, sheesh

friend of mine (actual friend of mine) during sex-education (we were 12-13ya) asked when he would have his first period, and then (after the laughter) asked the teacher if his periods hurt

After returning to England after my very first trip to Thailand I had un-knowingly brought some unwanted guests with me known as pubic lice. They were very itchy and upon inspection I could actually see them. So as a young lad I went over to the supermarket which has a pharmacy inside.

I go up to the counter and there's this middle aged women well I do the classic lie and say my auntie has sent me over to get some lice cream for my two younger cousins, how old are they she asks as she reaches for a selection of different creams and shampoos, 5 and 7 I say as the first next customer starts waiting just behind me, as she is telling me a few things about the creams I see the exact one I want that was especially for crab lice, I grab it and say oh this one is OK,

Oh no she replies thats much to harsh for them, they need a kiddies one which is milder etc etc, I then say oh no this is ok, then the customer behind who is also a women starts chiming in about how the kids need a kids shampoo, I am starting to blush by now and because I can feel the heat in my cheeks it intensifies it I can feel myself glowing red, when the other customer senses it and then takes my side saying yes take the adult one.

btw im itching to **** while this is going on but dare not scratch my crouch area, so here I am with these two women arguing about lice creams, when the next customer comes in and starts watching this all go on I have now gone quiet and the lady customer is kinda forcefully saying to the pharmacists, who has not got it yet, let him take this one, with a strong tone and giving it the sidy eyes movement, when the penny drops she gives me a very un-approving look and says ok,

Then she says 5 quid or whatever and I go into my pocket to give some cash, now in those days I was a bit of a hippy and had long hair, I used to keep a brush in my pocket I had recently cleaned the brush but for some reason left a big hair ball in my pocket without realizing I pull it out with the money and they all saw it and there was a horrid awkward silence as I separated the hair ball from my money paid her still absolutely burning red. They most of thought I was a proper skanky scab, lol well i still am!

Out of all the **** I've done over the years thats prolly the worst most embarrassing 10 mins of my life.

This is a level. Guy has clearly dug this up off the internet.
Also, this thread has been done and it is pretty successful.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...fessions-1007/

Went through a brief stage a few years ago where i would be chatting up a chick and a small ball of saliva would fly out and hit one. Fairly certain they noticed but never made a comment about it.

My most embarassing moment, not sure if it counts per se becaust I was alone when I did it, i.e. nobody saw it, but it was pretty thoroughly humiliating to myself, but now when I look back on it I don't regard it as such.

So I was taking a long, significant dump one day, reading the fine novel "Feminists Say The Darnedest Things" By Mike S. Adams. I had not gone for 2 or three days, this is somewhat of a light MRA read, so I was playing a little game with myself, trying to make it through the whole thing in one sitting.

After a while I became hungry so I opened up a chocolate bar and began to chomp down on it.

Not too long after this I felt I was done & I had the urge to wipe, but I was not quite finished with the book, so I was doing three things at once -- (1) reading, (2) wiping, and (3) eating chocolate. Usually I stand when I wipe, so you can sort of see me holding the book w/one hand, and holding the chocolate bar & TP w/the other.

So I was executing this maneuver & the next bite I took of the chocolate bar tastes bitter, warm, and soft. Basically not like a chocolate bar ought to. I had eaten a little bit of my own poo, which had apparently fallen out of my butt, and onto the candy bar, when I was standing to wipe myself.

It happened really quckly too, I mean I had swallowed it before I even realized what it was. The rest of the day I was belching poop breath, but my girlfriend didn't seem to notice. It was actually somewhat satisfying on a vindictive level to eat her out later that day without having brushed my teeth or anything, considering the way she eventually dumped me a few weeks later...

But still, yes, I ate some of my own poo with mistake. What have I learned? I have learned not to multitask so much on the crapper. I can eat, or I can read, but eating and reading and crapping? That's just too much for me to handle IMO. I am a simple person.

speaking of storys that arent true.....

Made requests to be permanently banned from the 4 sites I've played for real money, PS, FT, AP and Doyles Room. Tomorrow I go to the local casino and ban myself from it. Mon I go to the dump and recycle all my poker books and call the local gambling help center (again). This is the most serious I've even been about quitting gambling and I feel sadness and loss. My poker dreams are gone. I'll miss gambling. Who knows, maybe it could be the start to a better life. I still feel despondent though and sit here motionless at the enormity of what I have done. Good luck to you all.

Good thing is that:

BBV4L IS NOT A POKER FORUM

so you will always be welcome in this part of town