I had a hypercolor T-shirt that was pretty badass.
I used to try and blow on girls' breasts in 3rd grade when they wore hypercolor shirts, that was a lot of fun. I imagine if I tried a stunt like that today I'd get arrested.
Wore Big Johnson t-shirts (liquor up front poker in the rear)
Drank Zima (on more than one occasion)
Bought a lot of flannels and Doc Martens
Thought Radiohead was the best band ever