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View Poll Results: is maria sharapova really hot?

yes, hottest female athlete ever

11 6.36%

top twenty but not best

95 54.91%

she aight, whatevs tho

56 32.37%

bitch is busted

5 2.89%

bastard

6 3.47%

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08-06-2008 , 07:43 PM

mi$ter ILL

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ok, i dont know what finally sparked this but im officially tired of hearing people talk about how hot maria sharapova is. i seriously put her at about a 6/10. she's not bad looking, but come on; hottest female athlete? i think not.

let me know your thoughts, 4L. holla.

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08-06-2008 , 07:50 PM

Number7

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Pic 2 is unfairly choosen.

I choose 3 though as all before me.

She aight

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08-06-2008 , 07:52 PM

SweetSassyMolassy

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She's about average. Maybe average plus.

We've all hit better, I'm sure.

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08-06-2008 , 07:56 PM

SoUnreal

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

She's about average. Maybe average plus.

We've all hit better, I'm sure.

jesus christ, incredible post. A+

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08-06-2008 , 07:56 PM

omar coming

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lol I would love to live in a world where someone as hot as her is considered average

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08-06-2008 , 07:58 PM

strwberryshortcake

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

She's about average. Maybe average plus.

We've all hit better, I'm sure.

Totally airbrushed/photoshopped. If I wanted to fantasize about a painting I would go jerk off in the museum of modern art.

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08-06-2008 , 08:00 PM

Low Key

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Originally Posted by strwberryshortcake

Totally airbrushed/photoshopped. If I wanted to fantasize about a painting I would go jerk off in the museum of modern art.

The guards there make this very hard.

To accomplish.

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08-06-2008 , 08:25 PM

ngaskin

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She is hot, but irl with no makeup she is only average, obviously the bikini pic posted is airbrushed and touched up so don't pass judgement based on that pic alone.
Also, saw her irl at the Australian Open last year so I actually have seen her before in person

All things said I would still hit it 1 time dealer

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08-06-2008 , 08:28 PM

diebitter

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Originally Posted by strwberryshortcake

Totally airbrushed/photoshopped. If I wanted to fantasize about a painting I would go jerk off in the museum of modern art.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. You get banned for 5 years, and the security guards are quite rude.

Maybe they'll have new ones in 5 years tho.

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08-06-2008 , 08:31 PM

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xBornToLosex

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I'd prolly hit it but she's not like "OMG I CAME"

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08-06-2008 , 08:31 PM

#11

thac

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Face isn't great but she's Russian, she's obv gotta look a little beat amirite? She's definitely more than a 6/10 though.

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08-06-2008 , 08:31 PM

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SweetSassyMolassy

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This one isn't airbrushed. She's tall, blonde and athletic. Right there that rates her way above average.

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08-06-2008 , 08:33 PM

#13

xBornToLosex

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She's above average if you think general female population, but not nearly close to my average ldo

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08-06-2008 , 08:35 PM

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SweetSassyMolassy

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Here is a pic of her with Anna Kournikova. Kournikova seems to have the better face, larger chest, and uh...better hair. Kournikova is also kind of beat looking. I can't explain Sharapova's hair in this pic...just bad.

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08-06-2008 , 08:37 PM

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SweetSassyMolassy

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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

She's above average if you think general female population, but not nearly close to my average ldo

So on average you hit better than Maria Sharapova? Do you play shortstop for the Yankees?

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08-06-2008 , 08:37 PM

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haggy

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

that bitch is wet

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08-06-2008 , 08:39 PM

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mi$ter ILL

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

This one isn't airbrushed. She's tall, blonde and athletic. Right there that rates her way above average.

1) tall. beat: i'm 5'7"
2) blonde. Beat: brunettes are better. redheads = huge ++++points
3) athletic. brag

anyway glad to see fellow peeps saying "meh"

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08-06-2008 , 08:43 PM

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tunaman3000

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She's no Michelle Wie imo, but I think she is pretty damn hot.

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08-06-2008 , 08:47 PM

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BCage

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As I already said here, I just don't get why people think she's hot. Pic2 of the OP is fairly chosen, she's just that ugly.

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08-06-2008 , 08:51 PM

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strwberryshortcake

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08-06-2008 , 08:51 PM

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J-MAR

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Clearly hot and smoking body, 8/10 seems more fair then 6/10 IMO

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08-06-2008 , 08:53 PM

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Not_In_My_Name

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Originally Posted by mi$ter ILL

1) tall. beat: i'm 5'7"
2) blonde. Beat: brunettes are better. redheads = huge ++++points
3) athletic. brag

anyway glad to see fellow queers saying "meh"

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08-06-2008 , 08:59 PM

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BCage

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Originally Posted by strwberryshortcake

Omg, just look at that. The girl is hideous without makeup.... Seriously, there is just nothing about her I find attractive. And she's a bitch too, which I could live with if she wasn't so damn ugly.

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08-06-2008 , 09:04 PM

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rebuyboy

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Originally Posted by BCage

Omg, just look at that. The girl is hideous without makeup.... Seriously, there is just nothing about her I find attractive. And she's a bitch too, which I could live with if she wasn't so damn ugly.

ygos?

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08-06-2008 , 09:14 PM

#25

BCage

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Did you look at the picture? I'll just say it again: she's too thin, has no tits, no lips, no ass, her shoulders are too broad, she has bad skin, thin and stringy hair and an attitude.

I bet she smells too...

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