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04-01-2008 , 06:43 AM

#26

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

WTF, DIEBITTER, MY FATHER!?

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04-01-2008 , 06:47 AM

#27

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,083

Can't be, I'm infertile.

Last edited by diebitter; 04-01-2008 at 06:47 AM. Reason: oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh cr

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04-01-2008 , 06:50 AM

#28

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,083

Anyway, ask your mom if she knew any English guys before you were born. She's bound to say no.

Last edited by diebitter; 04-01-2008 at 06:50 AM. Reason: please one time please one time please one time please one time please one time please one time please one time please one ti

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04-01-2008 , 06:52 AM

#29

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Anyway, ask your mom if she knew any English before you were born. She's bound to say nein.

Starts with B.

Sounds like ****ake.

Last edited by Kevroc; 04-01-2008 at 06:53 AM. Reason: They censored a mushroom name????

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04-01-2008 , 06:58 AM

#30

xBornToLosex

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All I know is that she used to be a prostitute in her younger years and used to hang around casinos.....I can't believe Diebitter is my father.....

Wait a minute....

Are you rich? If so I won't tell my mom about finding you, just so you know she has killed alot of her own clients. She's pretty fked up atm. STAKE ME PLZ

Last edited by xBornToLosex; 04-01-2008 at 06:59 AM. Reason: lol blackmail ldo

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04-01-2008 , 07:00 AM

#31

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

All I know is that she used to be a prostitute in her younger years and used to hang around casinos.....I can't believe Diebitter is my father.....

How do you think you got that SN?

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04-01-2008 , 07:00 AM

#32

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

BURN HER!!!!!!

Hey, isn't the middle guy in George Clooney's new film?

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04-01-2008 , 07:03 AM

#33

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Low Key

Hey, isn't the middle guy in George Clooney's new film?

If this is true... don't you mean George Clooney is in John Cleese's film?

John Cleese > Clooney and it isn't even close.

Last edited by Kevroc; 04-01-2008 at 07:03 AM. Reason: dry wit beats dry toast EVERYTIME.

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04-01-2008 , 07:03 AM

#34

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

How do you think you got that SN?

cus I was born in a dumpster

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04-01-2008 , 07:07 AM

#35

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

If this is true... don't you mean George Clooney is in John Cleese's film?

John Cleese > Clooney and it isn't even close.

ldo

Last edited by Low Key; 04-01-2008 at 07:14 AM. Reason: And may I say **** imdb for trying to make it hard to find direct links to pictures.

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04-01-2008 , 07:08 AM

#36

diebitter

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,083

I'm not worried

Last edited by diebitter; 04-01-2008 at 07:09 AM. Reason: I'm worried

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04-01-2008 , 07:13 AM

#37

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

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Originally Posted by diebitter

I'm not worried

When do I get to meet you, dad?

Last edited by xBornToLosex; 04-01-2008 at 07:13 AM. Reason: lol I'm so taking his monies

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04-01-2008 , 07:43 AM

#38

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by xBornToLosex

When do I get to meet you, dad?

You will need to send a DNA sample to the Royal Ascot bank of Nigeria.

An easy way to do this is to swab the inside of your cheek with a simple cotton swab.

Mr. Diebitter will be notified shortly thereafter....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg

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04-01-2008 , 07:46 AM

#39

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,083

I'm a virgin, btw.

Last edited by diebitter; 04-01-2008 at 07:47 AM. Reason: I'm in a happy place,I'm in a happy place,I'm in a happy place,I'm in a happy place,I'm in a happy place,I'm in a happy place