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Old 06-19-2008, 09:11 PM   #26
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Re: Life beat: How I unintentionally mated

gayer than a bag of dicks iyam
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:11 PM   #27
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gayer than two guys having sex with each other iyam
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #28
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OP your looking at this all wrong, you got free stiches( which if you went to hospital not only would it cost you a ton but then you might have to deal with the law, which is a whole nother issue) so you saved big time there, then you got your dyck sucked for free(which a hooker would charge you for) so you saved money there, THIS IS A SICK BRAG at the small cost of one penis in your mouth, your not gay, you just got a good value bet in
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #29
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case of the gay?
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:14 PM   #30
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op may i suggest some counseling.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:15 PM   #31
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great thread
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:16 PM   #32
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You gonna get...you know.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:18 PM   #33
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wow nice story olol

pics of girl?
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:18 PM   #34
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oh wait
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:19 PM   #35
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wow nice story olol

pics of tranny?

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Old 06-19-2008, 09:33 PM   #36
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lol ur gay
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:41 PM   #37
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op may i suggest some gay porn because you're not straight anymore.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:47 PM   #38
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enjoyed story, avatar, and location immensely.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:13 AM   #39
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wow.....just wow!! LOL
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:28 AM   #40
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something sausagy like comes into my mouth and he's a ***** guy!!!!!!
this is the most lolworthy sentence
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:28 AM   #41
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At least he didnt put it in your ass right.


Or did he?


BTW is it true that gay guys give the best head.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:37 AM   #42
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yea ok this is like my favorite op ever.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:40 AM   #43
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It's only gay if you knew it was a dude beforehand. I think it says this in the Bible somewheres.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:11 AM   #44
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no wait... you are gay like that.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:46 PM   #45
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I don-t even know what to do now. I've been having this strange dreams where a sausage and two boiled eggs are chasing me around. Then I fall down and the sausage squeezes into my mouth. And I can;t take it out anymore. wat can i do
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:00 PM   #46
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Wasn't this an episode of Nip/Tuck?
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:21 PM   #47
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I don-t even know what to do now. I've been having this strange dreams where a sausage and two boiled eggs are chasing me around. Then I fall down and the sausage squeezes into my mouth. And I can;t take it out anymore. wat can i do
You can suck it, since that seems to be something you like to do. ***.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:31 PM   #48
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Does the thread title imply that you are now pregnant?
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:32 PM   #49
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Thank you for my LOL at work.
+3, me and my 2 buddies at work
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