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03-19-2008 , 01:30 AM

Tumaterminator

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Ya so I don't cook, but I'm pretty good at throwing random stuff together and making it taste decent. I have virtually no food but I have crackers and eggs, so decided to give it a try.

I mixed:

3 hard boiled eggs
2 heaping spoonfulls of miracle whip (1.5 would be better actually)
1 shake of black pepper
1 shake of parmesan herb
1 shake of italian herb
1 glug of olive oil
2 shakes of tobasco

voila!

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03-19-2008 , 01:33 AM

Low Key

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Congrats, enjoy your culinary abortion.

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03-19-2008 , 02:04 AM

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Egg salad tends to be pretty good between two slices of toasted bread as well, fwiw

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03-19-2008 , 02:09 AM

flipdeadshot22

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Originally Posted by edfurlong

2 heaping spoonfulls of miracle whip

You are a ****ing piece of **** go **** your dad.

Good catch, didn't see that part

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03-19-2008 , 03:27 AM

prodonkey

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wouldn't going to the store and buying it be easier? Sounds like a lot of work.

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03-19-2008 , 03:49 AM

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egg salad tastes like sh*t no matter how you make it

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03-19-2008 , 04:43 AM

Beatngreet415

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egg salad is the perfect food, possibly with the exception of Anna Kournikova's titties

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03-19-2008 , 06:17 AM

21times20

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there is no celery in this recipe, not even any onions. texture is an important part of any food and your egg salad has no crunch watsoever. you also didn't use any mustard (either standard condiment or powdered spice variety) or salt. lemon juice and capers would also have been acceptable additons. just because it's called "egg salad" doesn't mean that you can make it by boiling some eggs and tossing in a couple different varieties of salad dressing

i have been contemplating making some egg salad for months now, and putting your pathetic attempt at sandwichmaking to shame may just be what i need to inspire me to actually make some

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03-19-2008 , 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Beatngreet415

egg salad is the perfect food, possibly with the exception of Anna Kournikova's titties

Alizee's vagina is very upset about the lack of recognition here..

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03-19-2008 , 06:29 AM

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Alizee's vagina is very upset about the lack of recognition here..

stop trying to pretend that you are attracted to women

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03-19-2008 , 06:37 AM

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Low Key

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I think even a gay man could see that what I said made a good point.

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03-19-2008 , 06:40 AM

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God, Friday, when I went home, I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So-so, Saturday I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and I boiled them all and then I just I-I spent, I don't know, probably three hours... like three and a half hours making you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it.

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03-19-2008 , 06:53 AM

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How the flip do you make mayonnaise? I thought that had to like partially spoil or something. Wtf am I thinking of?

Last edited by Low Key; 03-19-2008 at 06:54 AM. Reason: Haven't eaten real mayonnaise in over 10 years.

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03-19-2008 , 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Low Key

How the flip do you make mayonnaise? I thought that had to like partially spoil or something. Wtf am I thinking of?

eggs and oil added very carefully while blending; a touch of hot water, a touch of vinegar, and you have homemade mayo.

variant: http://homecooking.about.com/od/sala.../r/blcon64.htm

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03-19-2008 , 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 21times20

i have been contemplating making some egg salad for months now

HAHAHA

I thought I was lazy.

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03-19-2008 , 08:11 AM

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Tumaterminator

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haha wow. fwiw i like miracle whip and think regular mayo is disgusting. also we had no mustard, celery, or onions.

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03-19-2008 , 09:17 AM

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Pics or GTFO

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03-19-2008 , 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

Ya so I don't cook, but I'm pretty good at throwing random stuff together and making it taste decent. I have virtually no food but I have crackers and eggs, so decided to give it a try.

Def. sustainable. You should probably go pro soon.

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