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10-22-2011 , 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by lilg93
an improper explanation will suffice...
The entire point of "troll physics" is to use standard every day objects and put them in ridiculous situations to create impossible contraptions or concepts that we know would never work.

Using a portal gun (oh-so-standard every day object amirite?) to make water constantly drive a turbine creating a gravity-based perpetual motion machine is something that WOULD ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A QUESTION WORK... If portal guns existed. Which they don't.

If you look at the rest of the comics, they all use objects that exist. Except in cases like the "use a time machine" one, but in that case it's not the time machine that makes the joke, it's the magnet and metal apple. So people ignore the time machine part.

Making the portal gun an integral part of your troll just shows a lack of understanding as to how troll physics comics work.

Sorry for the rant. I just facepalmed hard when seeing that.
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10-22-2011 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
The entire point of "troll physics" is to use standard every day objects and put them in ridiculous situations to create impossible contraptions or concepts that we know would never work.

Using a portal gun (oh-so-standard every day object amirite?) to make water constantly drive a turbine creating a gravity-based perpetual motion machine is something that WOULD ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A QUESTION WORK... If portal guns existed. Which they don't.

If you look at the rest of the comics, they all use objects that exist. Except in cases like the "use a time machine" one, but in that case it's not the time machine that makes the joke, it's the magnet and metal apple. So people ignore the time machine part.

Making the portal gun an integral part of your troll just shows a lack of understanding as to how troll physics comics work.

Sorry for the rant. I just facepalmed hard when seeing that.
well said...point well taken
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10-22-2011 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
The entire point of "troll physics" is to use standard every day objects and put them in ridiculous situations to create impossible contraptions or concepts that we know would never work.

Using a portal gun (oh-so-standard every day object amirite?) to make water constantly drive a turbine creating a gravity-based perpetual motion machine is something that WOULD ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A QUESTION WORK... If portal guns existed. Which they don't.

If you look at the rest of the comics, they all use objects that exist. Except in cases like the "use a time machine" one, but in that case it's not the time machine that makes the joke, it's the magnet and metal apple. So people ignore the time machine part.

Making the portal gun an integral part of your troll just shows a lack of understanding as to how troll physics comics work.

Sorry for the rant. I just facepalmed hard when seeing that.


Club sandwiches exist? Uhhhhhh, link please??
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10-22-2011 , 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by monkeylump
as for this im stupified. trolling my troll fail i presume?
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10-22-2011 , 01:15 AM


better?
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10-22-2011 , 02:10 AM
Unlimited bacon: +1 mirrion! Still lmao.
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10-22-2011 , 03:48 AM
speed of light one is fantastic
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10-22-2011 , 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by atthebottom77
speed of light one is fantastic
It would be great if he hadn't plagiarized it from some other site.
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10-22-2011 , 06:26 AM
OP for president! Such originality, skill and diligence itt. 5* ainec
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10-22-2011 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeylump
It would be great if he hadn't plagiarized it from some other site.
regardless, hadn't seen it before
every post is a repost of a repost.
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10-22-2011 , 05:34 PM
Ya fu op hope you die in a chemistry experiment
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10-22-2011 , 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeylump
It would be great if he hadn't plagiarized it from some other site.
It would be better if you just stopped posting, you're not even a funny or annoying troll.
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10-22-2011 , 09:25 PM
Only original hand drawn troll jokes allowed here!!#! dammit
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10-23-2011 , 12:41 PM
lebt den der alte holzmichel noch, holzmichel noch, holzmichel noch,...
la lalala la lalala
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10-23-2011 , 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by spadebidder
Only original hand drawn troll jokes allowed here!!#! dammit
as atb77 said, isnt everything on here a repost of something else? i would find it hard to believe that everyone who posted a comic in this thread made the original draft...however some of them are certainly 100% original
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10-23-2011 , 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Inso0
The entire point of "troll physics" is to use standard every day objects and put them in ridiculous situations to create impossible contraptions or concepts that we know would never work.
Some counterexamples: 400.000 km long pole, giant C on coast, solar collector, volcano, colossal tuning fork, vacuum.

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Originally Posted by lilg93


better?
Solid.
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11-01-2011 , 02:04 AM
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01-29-2012 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Apex
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Can a physics nit please come in and tell me how this possibly cannot work?
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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
The boat will eventually slide off the sheet of paper.
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01-29-2012 , 02:58 PM
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01-29-2012 , 08:02 PM
9gag?
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02-10-2012 , 08:12 PM


Spoiler:
thread =/= dies
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02-10-2012 , 09:07 PM
wat
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04-03-2012 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Wamy Einehouse
No speed of light needed, just use a two-way glass (light passes through from the back but reflected by front)

Improved version - room with all walls mirrors.. charge it up from a skylight during the day, then should be enough light trapped to last all night
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04-03-2012 , 10:59 PM
This is an original as far as I know, have poised this question to physics types before...


Last edited by sittingtight; 04-03-2012 at 11:08 PM.
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04-04-2012 , 12:23 AM
^ repeat of post #64
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