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08-18-2016 , 07:14 PM
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08-25-2016 , 02:42 PM
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An oldie -- NOT from the Onion -- but still all-time champion IMO:

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Misys gives Pecker head job
Rudi Pecker assumes position in top slot in Asia

Unfortunately, you need to register these days to see the original, but there's a dissection of some of the finer moments from this here. Or, y'know, Google.
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08-27-2016 , 09:02 PM
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How to Clean a Dishwasher

i dont even
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09-14-2016 , 11:16 AM
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lol. Who'd want a fleshlight of those vaginas? Like throwing a banana down a corridor.
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09-20-2016 , 02:08 PM
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I Threw a Music Festival in My Backyard and My House Burned Down

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I met the owner of this house at twin river one night playing 1/2. Nice guy; offered me a bump of yayoo an invited me to this years festival. I shoulda gone...
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09-22-2016 , 12:16 AM
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Driver totals car when spider drops from rearview mirror

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just like when he decided to by the GM rig instead of a Ford rig
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