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Old 11-29-2015, 12:01 AM   #26
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Old 11-29-2015, 04:15 AM   #27
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Old 12-02-2015, 04:55 PM   #28
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Was there a ‘dinosaur disco’ 170 million years ago in a Scottish lagoon?
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Old 12-02-2015, 06:08 PM   #29
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So, dinosaurs killed disco or vice-versa?
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Old 12-04-2015, 02:24 AM   #30
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Old 12-05-2015, 05:54 PM   #31
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I did not realize the other headlines were jokes. I just assumed this thread was for news stories we were interested in. I apologize. It obviously a huge deal that there is a transexual person in the White House so that more people have a voice in the executive branch of our government.

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Old 12-05-2015, 07:44 PM   #32
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wait, trees have a gender??
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Old 12-05-2015, 11:02 PM   #33
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wait, trees have a gender??
and they have feelings too if you believe the druids
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Old 12-09-2015, 01:26 AM   #34
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but there's really such a thing as a boy tree and a girl tree?? I thought they were like flowers - with both female and male parts.
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Old 12-09-2015, 02:04 AM   #35
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trees choose not to reveal these things. they are deeply private beings.
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Old 12-09-2015, 03:52 PM   #36
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but there's really such a thing as a boy tree and a girl tree?? I thought they were like flowers - with both female and male parts.
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yew is dioecious, meaning that male and female flowers grow on separate trees. These are visible in March and April. Male flowers are insignificant white-yellow globe-like structures. Female flowers are bud-like and scaly, and green when young but becoming brown and acorn-like with age.
Had to look it up just so I can say I explained sex to Dom.
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Old 12-14-2015, 05:44 AM   #40
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Old 12-16-2015, 02:56 AM   #41
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Just proves that there is some people out there you just can't reach
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Old 12-25-2015, 06:43 AM   #44
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Holy **** the jokes in the comment section of that article are dire.
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That article is out of this world. Good find.
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