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Old 07-16-2017, 09:40 AM   #226
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The weird thing is that USA#1 doctors were going to do an eye operation on someone before they actually looked at her eyes and did some sort of check.

Woman - "I have a sore eye"

Doctor - "That needs an operation. Give me your money"
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:59 AM   #227
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UK#whatever tho
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Old 07-16-2017, 11:07 AM   #228
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:59 AM   #229
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Yeah that was definitely in England where they have PREMIER health and dental care
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:19 AM   #230
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:32 AM   #231
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The weird thing is that USA#1 doctors were going to do an eye operation on someone before they actually looked at her eyes and did some sort of check.

Woman - "I have a sore eye"

Doctor - "That needs an operation. Give me your money"
the contacts migrated above her eyelid practically behind her eye, she still needed the cataract surgery. but thanks for keeping the spirit of the thread alive by only reading headlines
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Old 07-29-2017, 08:18 AM   #232
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'I Have a Boa Constrictor Stuck to My Face'

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Old 07-29-2017, 09:43 AM   #233
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79-year-old woman caught going 149 mph in Porsche Boxster said she 'needed to clear [her] head'
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Old 08-09-2017, 08:23 AM   #234
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Old 08-09-2017, 07:16 PM   #235
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now that is multitasking right there.
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Old 08-09-2017, 09:01 PM   #236
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So, he beat them off while he beat off?

Total concentration, fo sho.
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Old 08-09-2017, 10:52 PM   #237
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beat off beat down showcase! next on RAW
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Old 08-09-2017, 10:58 PM   #238
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can dick handle the strokes of police batons as they bum rush him from all directions? turns out, no. he beat them as he beat himself. he coaxed them all in with an ingenious plan. this master baiter got all the licks in. his grip was flawless as he flogged these beatnik dicks into another hole in space and time.
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:21 AM   #239
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Knife robber tries to rob Glasgow shop but is beaten with mop, tries to rob nearby shop and is beaten with mop again

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Old 08-12-2017, 06:47 PM   #240
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So, he beat them off while he beat off?

Total concentration, fo sho.
and now he is blind
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Old 08-20-2017, 12:16 AM   #241
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Old 08-20-2017, 09:00 AM   #242
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It wasn't a movie, it was a bio.
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Old 08-27-2017, 09:01 AM   #243
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Uranus is probably full of giant diamonds
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Old 08-27-2017, 11:55 AM   #244
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I checked. It was worth a shot.
I did find some gum I swallowed in the second grade.
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:57 AM   #245
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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

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Old 09-07-2017, 06:12 PM   #246
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They seem to be very dedicated to poo in Bristol.
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:48 AM   #247
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i bet she will never poo on a date again
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Jogger known as 'The Mad Pooper' keeps pooping on sidewalk in Colorado Springs
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Old Today, 07:05 PM   #250
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maybe it's a werewolf who's not fully transformed
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