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Old 11-05-2015, 11:10 PM   #1
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ITT we post headlines

These are from today.

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Old 11-05-2015, 11:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2015, 11:17 PM   #3
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i searched the onion headlines on tumblr and the top hit was a series of Onion headlines posited as captions to the anime Death Note
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Old 11-08-2015, 10:44 PM   #4
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Old 11-09-2015, 12:54 AM   #5
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Old 11-09-2015, 08:39 PM   #6
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Old 11-13-2015, 11:51 PM   #7
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Cop Stops Self-Driving Car Finds No One To Ticket

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Old 11-24-2015, 10:38 AM   #8
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Man called 'Phuc Dat Bich' whose Facebook account was blocked three times believes his plight has helped to highlight how 'certain names populate different cultures'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...et-alight.html

Phuc Dat Bich: How do you pronounce his name?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34901370
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Old 11-24-2015, 02:04 PM   #9
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Man called 'Phuc Dat Bich' whose Facebook account was blocked three times believes his plight has helped to highlight how 'certain names populate different cultures'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...et-alight.html

Phuc Dat Bich: How do you pronounce his name?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34901370
Awesome.
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Old 11-24-2015, 03:41 PM   #10
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omg this is great!

"Commenters have supported Phuc and said he should embrace his name"
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:25 PM   #11
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Saw this the other day.

It's an awesome Australian name. Kinda jealous really
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:50 PM   #12
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yeah i like that too. parents were like, "ok we're in australia now, we're australians, so we're gonna need to pick a name for this kid that's both really funny AND super cool."
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:26 PM   #13
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:14 PM   #14
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So all the other headlines published are joke sort of headlines, and then you post this. So you think it's a joke? I'm very disappointed! I thought you were better than that.
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:20 PM   #15
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What made you think that?
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Old 11-24-2015, 09:41 PM   #16
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Saw that on what I presume was the news the other day
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Old 11-25-2015, 12:09 AM   #17
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So all the other headlines published are joke sort of headlines, and then you post this. So you think it's a joke? I'm very disappointed! I thought you were better than that.
Dear fidstar-poker,

I did not realize the other headlines were jokes. I just assumed this thread was for news stories we were interested in. I apologize. It obviously a huge deal that there is a transexual person in the White House so that more people have a voice in the executive branch of our government.

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Old 11-25-2015, 12:11 AM   #18
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Phuc Dat Bich is not a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-25-2015, 12:39 AM   #19
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Husband 'killed wife's rapist, hacked off his penis then cooked and ate it'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...hacked-6845046
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Old 11-25-2015, 02:58 AM   #20
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No joke
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Old 11-25-2015, 03:00 AM   #21
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Husband 'killed wife's rapist, hacked off his penis then cooked and ate it'

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should had made the rapist eat it.
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:12 AM   #22
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should had made the rapist eat it.
hard to do that when he was dead
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:48 AM   #23
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:27 AM   #24
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Phuc Dat Bich is not a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat da phuc!! oh noooooz!!!!
tit iz a joke afrer all
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34918491
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:44 AM   #25
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hard to do that when he was dead
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