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Old 06-07-2017, 01:15 PM   #26
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

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Old 06-08-2017, 11:37 AM   #27
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

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Old 06-10-2017, 05:16 PM   #28
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

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Old 06-10-2017, 05:26 PM   #29
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:42 PM   #30
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I have now made 1/8th of 100k posts

that is all
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Old 06-12-2017, 11:25 AM   #31
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Fart double carpal-tunnel, now this!


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Old 06-13-2017, 09:15 AM   #32
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

No fart without an ass (old Chinese saying)
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Old 06-13-2017, 09:16 AM   #33
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

He who gasses, passes.
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Old 06-13-2017, 09:19 AM   #34
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

He who found the fart, he's the fart's right father.
And he who this believes, he's the fart's right mother.

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Old 06-13-2017, 09:21 AM   #35
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

A butt tightly shut is but a block of farter.
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Old 06-13-2017, 09:43 AM   #36
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Number three is the wet fart.

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Old 06-13-2017, 09:57 AM   #37
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

A filthy booty will not utter decent gasses.

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Old 06-13-2017, 10:15 AM   #38
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

i just sharted, does that count?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:46 PM   #39
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

That is a terrible feeling, the shart. No noise, just content.
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Old 06-13-2017, 02:20 PM   #40
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I do all for trying to differentiate between farts and sharts. If you are not sure, don't push it.

For example right now I'm passing gas silently, because a certain heavy feeling back there tells about possible substance.

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Old 06-13-2017, 03:39 PM   #41
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Do you have to, do you have to, do have to let it linger?




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Old 06-13-2017, 04:01 PM   #42
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

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Do you have to, do you have to, do have to let it linger?




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Old 06-13-2017, 04:10 PM   #43
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Solid fix, unlike tbh's earlier production
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:54 PM   #44
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Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

To fart or not to fart, that is the question.

- William Fartshire



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Old 08-06-2017, 08:49 AM   #45
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