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10-03-2010 , 11:02 PM
A couple of years ago, I was chopping up a different kind of broccoli. I am taking no risk, there is no sales, all of this broccoli is for me. This is the 6th bag I have chopped up since I started school (they are over 5 pound bags). Fwiw I never went through this kind of volume .What do you do differently now that you're old?


Last edited by wannabebetter; 10-03-2010 at 11:03 PM. Reason: So I make **** threads. Idgaf, cause I'm old.
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10-03-2010 , 11:04 PM
Why does broccoli consumption make you old? I'm 23 and it's one of the only vegetables I enjoy.

However, I recently told children not to run by the pool which made me feel old.
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10-03-2010 , 11:04 PM
so much win
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10-03-2010 , 11:08 PM
I bitch a lot about my pain and think about my retirement account.
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10-03-2010 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by robhimself
Why does broccoli consumption make you old? I'm 23 and it's one of the only vegetables I enjoy.
It's not the consumption of broccoli that makes me old, it's the lack of hustle. I really don't have the desire that I once did to chop up big bags of chronic. I guess I've gotten a little more conservative with my actions and my risks. The biggest risk I take is wearing my ipod while I run or bike (a fairly dangerous practice since I run and bike around a lot of traffic).
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10-03-2010 , 11:10 PM
That broccoli looks like it was chopped already and you are just portioning it into bags.
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10-03-2010 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by wannabebetter
It's not the consumption of broccoli that makes me old, it's the lack of hustle. I really don't have the desire that I once did to chop up big bags of chronic. I guess I've gotten a little more conservative with my actions and my risks. The biggest risk I take is wearing my ipod while I run or bike (a fairly dangerous practice since I run and bike around a lot of traffic).
People chop up weed? http://marijuanabutwhy.ytmnd.com/
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10-03-2010 , 11:18 PM
I think a good sign you're getting old is by making a post THINKING you're getting old because your chopping up broccoli
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10-03-2010 , 11:19 PM
I must be getting old because i have a lot of keys.

The older you get the more keys you get.
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10-03-2010 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
That broccoli looks like it was chopped already and you are just portioning it into bags.
Nit.

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Originally Posted by robhimself
People chop up weed? http://marijuanabutwhy.ytmnd.com/
I don't think in this case "chopping up" means what you think it means. Break it into portions, rather than "cutting up" or "chopping up" that is done with harder drugs (lessening the purity).
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10-04-2010 , 12:50 AM
I stopped looking for new ways to alter my perception a few years back.
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10-04-2010 , 01:02 AM
The perception of time differs from the "universal" time determined by a cesium clock. The saying "You're only as old as you feel" is actually true.
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10-04-2010 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Jarretman
The perception of time differs from the "universal" time determined by a cesium clock. The saying "You're only as old as you feel" is actually true.
While the experience of time may be subjective, such as age and the passing of time, there is definitely an objective 'age' to things, such as rocks, trees, etc.


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Originally Posted by Pooter
I must be getting old because i have a lot of keys.

The older you get the more keys you get.
This is not a universal in my experience. I'm down to 3 keys, whereas 5 years ago I had upwards of 7.
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10-04-2010 , 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
That broccoli looks like it was chopped already and you are just portioning it into bags.
Now all he has to do is jump onto the " Slice of Life " and throw them overboard......
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10-04-2010 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pawntificator
I stopped looking for new ways to alter my perception a few years back.
Heh, me too. I can't believe I used to drive around on hallucinogens.

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Originally Posted by Jarretman
The perception of time differs from the "universal" time determined by a cesium clock. The saying "You're only as old as you feel" is actually true.
It's very true. Fwiw I don't actually feel old. I ran 8.6 miles today, something I never could have done as a 20 yo smoker. At the bar on Friday, I was surrounded by an older crowd (I think there was an 80's cover band playing before I arrived). Not only are you as old as you feel, but it is totally relative. I would imagine the 18 year olds in my classes view me as oldish, whereas the people at the bar Friday would view me as a baby.

I guess my point is, if I have one, that as you get older many people unconsciously develop responsibility and other traits typically shown by "old" people. That is not to say that some younger people are responsible, non-risk taking, mature individuals. Some are, I just wasn't. It's something I've had to develop as I've gotten older, though I am still a complete immature ass.


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10-04-2010 , 06:33 AM
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10-04-2010 , 06:52 AM
You know that you are getting old when you tell stories that have happend 10 or more years ago.
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10-04-2010 , 07:48 AM
you know you're old when you want to bitschslap everyone who says "when i was young"/"back in the days" who is like 10 years younger than you.
gawd i hate those ****ing brats


you know you're old when you meet a nice cute chick and say "hi" to her and she responds with "good evening sir"
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10-04-2010 , 08:37 AM
Pure living mang, it's the right way.
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10-04-2010 , 09:36 AM
i had to check my blood pressure at one of those little machines in a store because id been having some vertigo sensations for a few days. yes, i feel old.
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10-04-2010 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wannabebetter
A couple of years ago, I was chopping up a different kind of broccoli. I am taking no risk, there is no sales, all of this broccoli is for me. This is the 6th bag I have chopped up since I started school (they are over 5 pound bags). Fwiw I never went through this kind of volume .What do you do differently now that you're old?
grunch: depends
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10-04-2010 , 01:08 PM
I've found that, as I age, I think people who don't understand the difference between "chopping" and "portioning" are bigger and bigger idiots.

Also, I find the threads in 4L to be worse and worse.
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10-04-2010 , 01:09 PM
STFU ZOLTAN!!!

seriously,
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10-04-2010 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
grunch: depends
adjustable or maximium protection?
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