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Old 02-04-2018, 12:31 PM   #1
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ITT I create life

It's been a long time since there has been an amazing thread in BBV4L.

So, I thought long and hard about how I can return BBV4L to its former glory. And I came to an obvious conclusion.

I'm going to plant some seeds.

Yes, itt you will be able to watch me create life from nothing but seeds.

This task is so hard that it can't be done on 7 of the 8 planets in our solar system. It's really really hard.

So, I've spend a long time studying how to complete this task. I opened up Google and searched for "How to grow stuff from seeds". I then clicked on the first link and skimmed through the article.

After all this study I am basically an equivalent to someone who has a Bachelor of Science in Agriculture degree.

I assume that within 6 months I will have advanced to being on all the boards and stuff in the agricultural world. 2 years top before I have cured world hunger with my seed to life making abilities.

Here is my starting kit...



I invite you on this magical journey. There will be highs and there will be lows. But nothing will prevent this glorious achievement.

I will create life.
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Old 02-04-2018, 12:38 PM   #2
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first

wow fid you weren't kidding
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Old 02-04-2018, 12:45 PM   #3
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this is no joking matter.
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Old 02-04-2018, 12:56 PM   #4
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7 of the 8 planets in our solar system.

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Old 02-04-2018, 01:33 PM   #5
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Are you a woman? Grow some barley and hops so you can make beer like a real man, punk!

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Old 02-04-2018, 01:42 PM   #6
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I will follow your journey fiddle

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Old 02-04-2018, 02:06 PM   #7
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Are you a woman? Grow some barley and hops so you can make beer like a real man, punk!
Within 36 months I will have perfected the barley and hops growing process. Within 6 months of that they will create the perfect beer.

You can thank me for that later.
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Old 02-04-2018, 02:06 PM   #8
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They can't grow seeds there either.
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:27 PM   #9
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Wouldn't it be easier to just get a hooker pregnant?
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:36 PM   #10
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I'm pretty sure your mom is on the pill.
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:48 PM   #11
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My Mom is 72. Try someone else's
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Old 02-04-2018, 03:53 PM   #12
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punk

I actually admire what you're doing. Teach. Preach. Reach!

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Old 02-04-2018, 04:19 PM   #13
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In before boredom, neglect, abandonment and eventual death by weed invasion.
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Old 02-04-2018, 04:26 PM   #14
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Wait a sec, isn't it the wrong time of year for this almost everywhere on Planet#1?
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Old 02-04-2018, 04:31 PM   #15
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well, you're not creating it you're just fostering its transition from one form to another
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Old 02-04-2018, 04:37 PM   #16
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Old 02-04-2018, 05:29 PM   #17
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Old 02-04-2018, 06:53 PM   #18
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How big is your garden?

Pics of garden?

Why no potatoes?

How about more vegetables; like spinach, cabbage or cauliflower? You could also think about herbs. Or something to remind you of home: beetroot!

Strawberries might be a bit ambitious imo.

Have you thought about crop rotation?

Do you consider going full prepper at some point? Isn't your home country a more appropriate venue for a post-apocalyptic live style?
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Old 02-04-2018, 06:56 PM   #19
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ITT I create life

morph and fiddle talking about their gardens, i cant wait that sammy and me retire too
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Old 02-04-2018, 10:39 PM   #20
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Old 02-05-2018, 05:19 AM   #21
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How big is your garden?

Pics of garden? They will start indoors. Outside I have zero dirt, though we have a 60m2 of outdoor living area. So, I'll have to get some bigger pots once they grow. Pics will come...

Why no potatoes? I'm not Matt Damon.

How about more vegetables; like spinach, cabbage or cauliflower? You could also think about herbs. Or something to remind you of home: beetroot! GF likes onions and tomatoes more.

Strawberries might be a bit ambitious imo. Not for me ldo.

Have you thought about crop rotation? Ummm I will move them from inside to outside. I think that counts...

Do you consider going full prepper at some point? Isn't your home country a more appropriate venue for a post-apocalyptic live style? Baby steps...
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Old 02-05-2018, 05:19 AM   #22
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Wait a sec, isn't it the wrong time of year for this almost everywhere on Planet#1?
I hope not
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Old 02-05-2018, 10:14 AM   #23
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the murderer is always the gardener
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Old 02-05-2018, 12:17 PM   #24
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Your benevolence,

Have you considered growing cucumbers or zucchini for SammysGF? I think that this would be very beneficial for her lack of satisfaction.

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Old 02-05-2018, 12:57 PM   #25
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Annoucing fiddle jr imo
i called it last week

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Wouldn't it be easier to just get a hooker pregnant?
as a male hooker i find this offensive

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