It's been a long time since there has been an amazing thread in BBV4L.

So, I thought long and hard about how I can return BBV4L to its former glory. And I came to an obvious conclusion.

I'm going to plant some seeds.

Yes, itt you will be able to watch me create life from nothing but seeds.

This task is so hard that it can't be done on 7 of the 8 planets in our solar system. It's really really hard.

So, I've spend a long time studying how to complete this task. I opened up Google and searched for "How to grow stuff from seeds". I then clicked on the first link and skimmed through the article.

After all this study I am basically an equivalent to someone who has a Bachelor of Science in Agriculture degree.

I assume that within 6 months I will have advanced to being on all the boards and stuff in the agricultural world. 2 years top before I have cured world hunger with my seed to life making abilities.

Here is my starting kit...



I invite you on this magical journey. There will be highs and there will be lows. But nothing will prevent this glorious achievement.

I will create life.

first

wow fid you weren't kidding

this is no joking matter.

Are you a woman? Grow some barley and hops so you can make beer like a real man, punk!

I will follow your journey fiddle

punk

Within 36 months I will have perfected the barley and hops growing process. Within 6 months of that they will create the perfect beer.

You can thank me for that later.

They can't grow seeds there either.

Wouldn't it be easier to just get a hooker pregnant?

I'm pretty sure your mom is on the pill.

My Mom is 72. Try someone else's

punk

I actually admire what you're doing. Teach. Preach. Reach!

In before boredom, neglect, abandonment and eventual death by weed invasion.

Wait a sec, isn't it the wrong time of year for this almost everywhere on Planet#1?

well, you're not creating it you're just fostering its transition from one form to another

mazel tov

gilf

How big is your garden?

Pics of garden?

Why no potatoes?

How about more vegetables; like spinach, cabbage or cauliflower? You could also think about herbs. Or something to remind you of home: beetroot!

Strawberries might be a bit ambitious imo.

Have you thought about crop rotation?

Do you consider going full prepper at some point? Isn't your home country a more appropriate venue for a post-apocalyptic live style?

morph and fiddle talking about their gardens, i cant wait that sammy and me retire too

+1

Posting in epic bread

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I hope not

the murderer is always the gardener

Your benevolence,

Have you considered growing cucumbers or zucchini for SammysGF? I think that this would be very beneficial for her lack of satisfaction.

i called it last week

as a male hooker i find this offensive