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Smash it
116 43.94%
Pass
86 32.58%
Wait, aren't you gay?
39 14.77%
bastard
23 8.71%

07-07-2008 , 01:00 PM
Let's get right down to business.


Text I recieved July 5th 7:03pm:

K so I've had a sex dream about you every night since Wednesday. I think we should just bone, get it out of the way so we can just be friends with no sexual tension.


Pics of girl:



(gigantic terts imo)

(me on the left, tossed out of my skull)


The story:
I dated this girl for 2 years in high school(when she was skinny ldo.) She is certified bat****, crazy....seriously she takes pills. We broke up on Thanksgiving because I wouldn't go to her families T-day after my grandpa died and I wanted to be with my fam. The night we broke up she left me a message telling me all the people she cheated on me with, gg. After that we didn't talk for 2 years but I was really close with her kid sister so eventually we started hanging out together on a limited basis. Right now she has a boyfriend that she's been dating for 4 years.


Pros:
-Play with terts
-Bust a nut
-No sexual tension so we can be friends.


Cons:
-Not really attracted to her, if she has a gigantic bush or I catch a whiff of some nasty poon I might vomit
-I feel as though by doing this I'll be justifying her cheating on me.
-Pretty sure she still loves me.
-No sexual tension so we can be friends.


The Question:
I am leaving this entirely up to you 4lyfe. I will be closing the pole on Tuesday night and whatever has the most votes will be my decision. Based upon pros, cons, pics and story, should I smash that or not?


Questions?
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07-07-2008 , 01:02 PM
Me thinks u shud do the 1 on the left 1st photo
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07-07-2008 , 01:02 PM
Try hitting her.
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07-07-2008 , 01:05 PM
[ ] pole
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07-07-2008 , 01:07 PM
I thought this was going to be about your Penis in some sort of danger or something.


Also


lol Giants.
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07-07-2008 , 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

The Question:
I am leaving this entirely up to you 4lyfe. I will be closing the pole on Tuesday night and whatever has the most votes will be my decision.
so are you gonna bang the dude in the first picture if "wait, arent you gay?" wins?
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07-07-2008 , 01:09 PM
lol giants?




gfy
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07-07-2008 , 01:10 PM
Lincecum is good... .
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07-07-2008 , 01:14 PM
Smash it... Anal, no lube, finish off in mouth. ldo
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07-07-2008 , 01:18 PM
lincecum might be good,but they still paid out the ying yang for terrible barry zito
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07-07-2008 , 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clickingbuttons
Me thinks u shud do the 1 on the left 1st photo
well said
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07-07-2008 , 01:23 PM
this girl is going to stalk you and then kill you. pass yo.
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07-07-2008 , 01:24 PM
[x] stretch marks on tatties means stretch marks on flabby ass now imo

hit it anyways. relieve some stress
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07-07-2008 , 01:27 PM
She looks like BILF's daughter imo. Go for it obv.
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07-07-2008 , 01:56 PM
Text her back a list of all the people you ****ed and end it with no ty.

Suici
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07-07-2008 , 01:58 PM
have you considered this could be a tarp set by her boyfriend to kill you?
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07-07-2008 , 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lilrayray
[x] stretch marks on tatties means stretch marks on flabby ass now imo

hit it anyways. relieve some stress
she has mutant terts. DDDD in 7th grade(poor girl.) Reduction Freshman year to C's, grew back to DD's. Reduction Senior year, grew back to D's.
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07-07-2008 , 02:27 PM
orig pic looks like it should be in the hot chicks with dbags thread, def play with terts.
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07-07-2008 , 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
she has mutant terts. DDDD in 7th grade(poor girl.) Reduction Freshman year to C's, grew back to DD's. Reduction Senior year, grew back to D's.
you ****ing kidding me
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07-07-2008 , 02:48 PM
Only bone her if you really are hard up for the vag, and if you do make sure to slap in face with penis and finish with money shot.

LOL at Giants tatoo.
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07-07-2008 , 03:07 PM
Do it so you can get back to telling us stories about banging hot grandmas
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07-07-2008 , 03:19 PM
If you didn't include the nasty 3rd pic with a tad of areola showing I think this is a solid yes. Even with the pic and mutant booby details I say run it, though its very marginal.
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07-07-2008 , 04:07 PM
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07-07-2008 , 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicigobo
Text her back a list of all the people you ****ed and end it with no ty.

Suici
THIS^^^..you screw her and you will justify her cheating on you.....play it longer till she lets you make a video and post the link for us....making her an internet star and not able to find a decent job for the rest of her life...

Unless you don't care about your womenz cheating on you of course

Last edited by thebeasters; 07-07-2008 at 04:11 PM. Reason: sorry I voted for teh ghey...should of read post 1st, I change to pass
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07-07-2008 , 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebeasters
THIS^^^..you screw her and you will justify her cheating on you.....play it longer till she lets you make a video and post the link for us....making her an internet star and not able to find a decent job for the rest of her life...

Unless you don't care about your womenz cheating on you of course
That's my main problem, I don't want her to feel vindicated.
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