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Whoaaaaa, whoa, whoa.

Correct me if I'm wrong but you're talking about waste. Waste is taken care of by the large intestine, made up of about six feet of different sections of colon. Generally the digestion and absorption of substances occurs in the small intestines, all the way to ileocecal valve (has about a half dozen other names, but whatever). So, yes, enemas wouldn't serve your needs cause they don't clean out the entire colon.

tl;dr Chyme turns to poop in the large intestine, the last ~6 feet. Chyme never passes on its own, because it's not poop.

You scienced the **** outta that...

What's left in SI continuing down to create new poop is also problem.

I just like the idea of having ALL the things out of there.

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01-02-2017 , 04:56 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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I gotcha. Yeah, in that case the only solution is to fully fast and flush. Which is awful.

AWFUL. And even at that point your body is still capable of releasing digestive enzymes, mucus, etc. and they pass through so you're never really empty. It's like little yellow chunks of snot floating all throughout your intestines.

tl;dr not the best way to prepare for anal

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01-02-2017 , 05:35 PM

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Kristy

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Anal is gross.

Srs.

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01-02-2017 , 06:15 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Anal is gross.

Srs.

Wise-man once said:

If thirsty in desert and options are a glass of crisp, clear water or a bucket of muddy liquid, which is chosen?

Apt metaphor for anal sex

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01-03-2017 , 01:02 AM

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buddyWEISER

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Did the wise man ask this more than once ?

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01-03-2017 , 09:56 AM

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AlwaysFolding

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Did the wise man ask this more than once ?

How do you think he became wise?

Seriously though nothing is worse than suppositories. OMAHA BOY GET BACK IN HERE AND AGREE WITH ME

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01-03-2017 , 10:55 AM

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Omaha Boy

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

How do you think he became wise?

Seriously though nothing is worse than suppositories. OMAHA BOY GET BACK IN HERE AND AGREE WITH ME

Can confirm they're pretty god damn bad. These clowns won't be able to properly relate to our real men struggles though, IBS ain't no game!

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01-03-2017 , 11:00 AM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Omaha Boy

Can confirm they're pretty god damn bad. These clowns won't be able to properly relate to our real men struggles though, IBS ain't no game!

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01-04-2017 , 12:15 AM

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LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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01-04-2017 , 10:15 AM

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AlwaysFolding

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ITT AlwaysFolding has a lonelyoscopy.

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05-18-2018 , 07:05 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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ITT AlwaysFolding reveals he has to have this done again in two months LOLOLOL

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05-18-2018 , 07:43 PM

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LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

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05-18-2018 , 09:34 PM

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Eric

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No wonder you haven't been around POG much, AF.

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05-18-2018 , 11:14 PM

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LonelyBox

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Montréal expo

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05-19-2018 , 12:37 AM

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fuluck

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Hour 8: The laxatives taken at hour five have not kicked in yet. I fear the worse is yet to come.

worst*

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05-19-2018 , 01:13 PM

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thabighurt35

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I hope this is a regular maintenance thing and not due to a recent incident.

They put you out for this, correct?

I had a sigmoidoscopy, which i was awake for, that was more emotionally traumatizing than it was physically.

Also, I'm rocking the hemorrhoids and occasional anal fissure. Do I qualify for the broken butt club?

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05-19-2018 , 03:14 PM

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Tuma

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05-19-2018 , 05:05 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

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Originally Posted by e_holle

No wonder you haven't been around POG much, AF.

No sheep had been running when I'd checked

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Originally Posted by fuluck

worst*

I was running on no food and much sleepines's, dont you challange my misspelt word's!

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I hope this is a regular maintenance thing and not due to a recent incident.
Thankfully yes, maintenance

They put you out for this, correct?
If they go full colonoscopy they give Versed and Fentanyl(mmmm) but it might be the same procedure you had if they choose to speed it up
I had a sigmoidoscopy, which i was awake for, that was more emotionally traumatizing than it was physically.

Also, I'm rocking the hemorrhoids and occasional anal fissure. Do I qualify for the broken butt club?

Welcome to the BBC tbh

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06-04-2018 , 09:58 PM

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fuluck

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I'll do as I please, ****!

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06-05-2018 , 06:05 AM

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fidstar-poker

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Did they remove the gerbil while they were there?

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06-05-2018 , 11:21 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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No, they added a friend for him though.

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