Update: Here we go boys, they're gonna be heading in! I'll let you know what happens later if I'm not dead from the drugs.

No live stream?

I like you reporting live.

How deep are they now?

They should play this during the procedure:

10 points.

They really should. But would it make you relax?

I bet it what. I bet you'll be hard pressed to name 10 songs which are more relaxing.

Lol, straight from the colonoscopy to that hot date you've got lined up.

Update: Nobody died. Toilet smells otherwise. They said that there wouldn't be a bowel movement for 1-3 days afterwards. The lie detectors determined that was a lie.

They went about 1.6 meters in, plaaynde. Their love was deeper than most. All three of them...taking their liberties.

I LOLed. I went straight from the op-table to a date, strolled in with BeeGees playing, Mr. Wong behind me narrating everything, bighitter.

Update: Biopsy says it's "chronic moderately active colitis."

Just like the BeeGees the hits just keep on coming

The colonoscopy is worse than the disease.
With all the **** I have been through I think the colonoscopy was the worst thing. Knock me the f out next time. Hopefully I can get by with just a poop smear for awhile.

"Why on earth would I click that?"

"I don't think I could stomach the pics"

"Nope."


"I hope it is nothing major"


"Seriously, why is that a thread?"

"Present. :/"

You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Typical Canadian wimmin thing

Sorry

Sometimes I think about taking the clear out stuff just because I don't like the idea that there is poop in there that evidently doesn't pass satisfactorily on its own.

I'd like to be colonoscopy clean.

Finally I have an Ulcerative Colitis buddy on these forums, HAZAR! Make sure to take your diet seriously and take whatever meds they tell you to. I pretty much ignored my doctors advice from 14 to about 18 and my UC progressed to Pancolitis. It takes a while but eventually you'll be able to figure out what your trigger foods are and avoid them. If you're like me and have a naturally slow digestive system then I'd really recommend Metamucil (probably has a different name depending on your country), it's literally a life saver. The main trigger for me is when I get constipated which makes sense. First few years were the worst simply because I had no idea how to manage my condition, I haven't had a serious flare up for over a year now which is great. One big positive is that you've got a semi legit excuse if you ever miss a deadline or just want an extension for anything. The amount of crap (pun intended) I just never got around to doing and then did late after playing the disease card is ridiculous. May your poos be well formed and blood free my friend!

Ugggh, what??? Up your fibre intake and save the laxatives for the real men/women

My fiber game is already super strong.
That's not the point.

Bowel friends, separated by an ocean, but never alone. This can be our signature sign-off

Kristy, the laxatives don't work nearly as quickly as you'd like. Enema would be what you're looking for.

Still no. I'm starting to think this is a mansplaining thing.


I find the idea that my... 20-something?... feet of intestines are only satisfactorily clean after the pre-colonoscopy clear out, HIGHLY disconcerting.

What the **** is still in there that a couple days of clear liquid aren't doing the trick well enough for the Dr. to perform the procedure?

Whatever it is...I want it out. Goes far beyond the range of enemas.

Ps. Half my family has ulcerative colitis. Renovate your bathrooms now. You're never coming topside again, afaik.

Whoaaaaa, whoa, whoa.

Correct me if I'm wrong but you're talking about waste. Waste is taken care of by the large intestine, made up of about six feet of different sections of colon. Generally the digestion and absorption of substances occurs in the small intestines, all the way to ileocecal valve (has about a half dozen other names, but whatever). So, yes, enemas wouldn't serve your needs cause they don't clean out the entire colon.

tl;dr Chyme turns to poop in the large intestine, the last ~6 feet. Chyme never passes on its own, because it's not poop.

HOW DID YOU FIND A PICTURE OF ME