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Old 05-05-2008, 10:50 AM   #76
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this thread is so ****ing dumb
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:59 AM   #77
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It's Mam not Mum anyway.
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:09 AM   #78
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5 star thread ldo
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:16 AM   #79
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What kinda queermo wants to spell color with an extra letter. That's just a waste of time.

Think of the advances your country could have made if you didn't waste time with that stupid u. You might have invented "not sucking" and "not saying ******o words like 'mum'".
LOL @ American-English. Plagiarize our language and make it worse.

And the whole point of being a cricket spectator is to drink large quantities of beer and wear stupid costumes. The game itself doesn't really matter.
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:20 AM   #80
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just lol at americans and aussies arguing over which
country is better. Waking up everday in a country that is not truly yours and not being clever enough to really grasp that. Just lol
I love this reply... what part of the Bible is taken from ?
It's 100 % true
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:11 PM   #81
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LOL @ American-English. Plagiarize our language and make it worse.

And the whole point of being a cricket spectator is to drink large quantities of beer and wear stupid costumes. The game itself doesn't really matter.
spectatour.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:22 PM   #82
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Plagarize?

You have no ****ing idea what that word means.

The only thing that ever makes me proud to be an American is Europeans. Which means my patriotism boils down do "we might suck dick, but we don't suck THAT MUCH dick".
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:30 PM   #83
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what does plagarize mean?
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:31 PM   #84
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LOL @ American-English. Plagiarize our language and make it worse.

And the whole point of being a cricket spectator is to drink large quantities of beer and wear stupid costumes. The game itself doesn't really matter.
Holy god I hope that you dont mean that. You do realise that Old English was first spoken in Germany. Not only that, but Brits didnt start speaking English until the 5th century. Then you have the Indo-European languages that came before it, the Middle English period, and finally "your" language that we use today. Considering that the Romance languages were used for thousands of years before it was trasnformed to English, I cant see where you get off saying that Americans stole "your" language. If that is the case, you stole parts from the Norse, Normans, Celts, Scots, Germanic tribes, ect ect...

Edit: as a matter of fact, English was spoken for at most 2 centurys before the 1st American settlers left England... So much for your language.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:34 PM   #85
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Holy god I hope that you dont mean that. You do realise that Old English was first spoken in Germany. Not only that, but Brits didnt start speaking English until the 5th century. Then you have the Indo-European languages that came before it, the Middle English period, and finally "your" language that we use today. Considering that the Romance languages were used for thousands of years before it was trasnformed to English, I cant see where you get off saying that Americans stole "your" language. If that is the case, you stole parts from the Norse, Normans, Celts, Scots, Germanic tribes, ect ect...

Edit: as a matter of fact, English was spoken for at most 2 centurys before the 1st American settlers left England... So much for your language.
i think you're going to fit in very well around here
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:35 PM   #86
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The only thing that ever makes me proud to be an American is Europeans. Which means my patriotism boils down do "we might suck dick, but we don't suck THAT MUCH dick".
U r smart mr smartypants
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:40 PM   #87
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I just think it's easier to use less letters in the words.

Also cricket sounds ****ing ******ed
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:49 PM   #88
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What the **** is your point?

We're not talking race, we're talking culture and mine is better than yours because we use one less letter in the word color. L ****ING D O.
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Old 05-05-2008, 01:53 PM   #89
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Eating McDonald's and being simple does not count as a culture.
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:01 PM   #90
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To OP: If Australia is so superior to the USA, then why do Mel Gibson, Geoffrey Rush, Nicole Kidman, and Hugh Jackman live here full time? Also, your toilets are confused.
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:03 PM   #91
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To OP: If Australia is so superior to the USA, then why do Mel Gibson, .


no brag.ducy?
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:43 PM   #92
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The extra vowels aren't that significant when you consider all the bizarre ways you mis-pronounce words such as 'tomato', for instance, or when you put emphasis on the wrong part of a word or sentence.
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:17 PM   #93
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Learn to pronounce long a's (as in aaaaaaafter and baaaaaaaath) you ****ing bums.
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:17 PM   #94
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i think you're going to fit in very well around here
Thanks (I think)
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:42 PM   #95
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usa? is this that country on left side of atlantic? lol funny guys there
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:45 PM   #96
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Holy god I hope that you dont mean that. You do realise that Old English was first spoken in Germany. Not only that, but Brits didnt start speaking English until the 5th century. Then you have the Indo-European languages that came before it, the Middle English period, and finally "your" language that we use today. Considering that the Romance languages were used for thousands of years before it was trasnformed to English, I cant see where you get off saying that Americans stole "your" language. If that is the case, you stole parts from the Norse, Normans, Celts, Scots, Germanic tribes, ect ect...

Edit: as a matter of fact, English was spoken for at most 2 centurys before the 1st American settlers left England... So much for your language.
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:56 PM   #97
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lol at American culture being simple. The fact that I've met precious few Euros who can describe it well might speak a bit to the opposite. Sample size I know, but still.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:08 PM   #98
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You all should thank your lucky American stars that while you have lucked into living under the influence of the greatest empire this world will ever know, they are also benevolent and friendly and willing to help you and not squash you like so many trivial insects.

You truly have been blessed.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:34 PM   #99
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Plagarize?

You have no ****ing idea what that word means.
The guy was getting confused. Obviously what he really meant was Americans have PROSTITUTED the English language. There, makes perfect sense now!
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:00 PM   #100
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lol at American culture being simple. The fact that I've met precious few Euros who can describe it well might speak a bit to the opposite. Sample size I know, but still.
And how many Americans have you met that know anything about Europe? Some people think it's a country. There are far more ignorant Americans than ignorant Europeans.

Also, the whole ****ing world eats mcdonalds.
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