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Old 05-05-2008, 02:32 AM   #51
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:36 AM   #52
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americans love mexico

americans just have problems with mexicans
hahah this is quite true of my comparison, too!
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:52 AM   #53
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Stingray > Australian
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:55 AM   #54
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Here is the sole reason why Australia owns any other Country.
wait. i can see through that beer. not better on that account imo.
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:09 AM   #55
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American beer is weak
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:16 AM   #56
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im glad the annoying aussie/nz chef from this seasons top chef is out, take this !!!!!!!
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:17 AM   #57
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i see tourists a lot where i live. the most hated are aussies. it used to be americans. but aussies are about the same, except they drive on the gay side of the road(i do it here too and its friggin ******ed even when u get used to it)
aussies are way more obnoxious. they're getting as fat as americans, they have less money and more ego
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:31 AM   #58
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bad odor too
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:35 AM   #59
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just lol at americans and aussies arguing over which
country is better. Waking up everday in a country that is not truly yours and not being clever enough to really grasp that. Just lol
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:15 AM   #60
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so what does that make canadians, who still identify heavily with france and england?
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:20 AM   #61
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**** your nukes we have Crocodile Dundee *****

**** your ***** crocodile dundee... we have chuck norris, *****.

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Old 05-05-2008, 05:22 AM   #62
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why do you spell colour as color and mum as mom.. you people are so stupid and learn to drive on the left hand side of the road like the rest of the world!
Why is your country a ****ing dump?
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:26 AM   #63
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why do you spell colour as color and mum as mom.. you people are so stupid and learn to drive on the left hand side of the road like the rest of the world!
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wat
Let's just say Aussies are a bit isolated.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:29 AM   #64
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**** your nukes we have Crocodile Dundee *****



This dude USED to be your most badass citizen until....well....you know. I guess that old Dundee guy is back on top.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:52 AM   #65
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What percentage of Americans can point to Australia on a map?
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:56 AM   #66
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What percentage of Americans can point to Australia on a map?
It's okay if none of them can because Autralia is irrelevant and has been since its beginning.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:56 AM   #67
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when its at the end of a cricket inning (i understand they take hours?) do people stand up and cheer for the pitcher to try hitting the wicket (strikeout)?
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:59 AM   #68
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when its at the end of a cricket inning (i understand they take hours?) do people stand up and cheer for the pitcher to try hitting the wicket (strikeout)?
It's INNINGS even though if there is only one. I really don't understand that. And fwiw an innings can last for days. Unless it is one day cricket then it lasts for 50 overs...I think. And singular of overs is over....I think.
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:13 AM   #69
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when its at the end of a cricket inning (i understand they take hours?) do people stand up and cheer for the pitcher to try hitting the wicket (strikeout)?


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the bowler? the one with the red leathery ball thing? trying to hit those stump looking sticks?
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:54 AM   #70
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yeah the innings and the bowler. answer?
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:59 AM   #71
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New Zealand is the down under version of Canada.

The down under version of Mexico is the arid, dry parts of the country populated by indigenous aboriginal australians.
Would being the down under version of Canada be a good thing or a bad thing?
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:07 AM   #72
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yeah the innings and the bowler. answer?
yeah the crowd will cheer a bowler as he runs in and whatnot...especially when a game is close and an important wicket could turn the game in favour of the fielding team.

but obviously the bowlers will mix up their deliveries like a baseball pitcher would...so sometimes they are aiming to provoke the batsman to hit a ball to be caught rather than directly at the stumps
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:55 AM   #73
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Come Visit Australia, or as we like to call it, New Zealand's Dumpster.
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:24 AM   #74
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yeah the crowd will cheer a bowler as he runs in and whatnot...especially when a game is close and an important wicket could turn the game in favour of the fielding team.

but obviously the bowlers will mix up their deliveries like a baseball pitcher would...so sometimes they are aiming to provoke the batsman to hit a ball to be caught rather than directly at the stumps
thats exactly like how modern baseball cheering seems to work. tactics too, with the bowler aiming for the batter to do something, like groundout. i have another question, though. when the batter makes contact and like hits the ball on the ground to someone, are they out? or does it have to be a pop fly catch or wicket hit? what do you see the most?
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:26 AM   #75
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What kinda queermo wants to spell color with an extra letter. That's just a waste of time.

Think of the advances your country could have made if you didn't waste time with that stupid u. You might have invented "not sucking" and "not saying ******o words like 'mum'".
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